𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌

“𝓈𝒽ℯ 𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝒹ℯ ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓈𝓉ℴ𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓈 𝓈𝒽ℯ 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹.” 📚

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

@foolsconvos listen girl. the gap and old navy are your friend. they are the only affordable place i cant get jeans and shorts after going to the gym and gaining a butt

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

someone erase breaking bad from my memory. i need to watch it for the first time all over again. i need that show injected into my veins.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

the way everyone says my bf looks like superman and my celeb crush is like every superman ever

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

turned 26 today and and found out i have plantar fasciitis. this is the road to 30…

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

never deleting this app

[Nelson 🩷 @hct_to_go]

I DONT CARE that sabrina doesn’t like yodeling
I DONT CARE that chappell roan dislikes children
I DONT CARE that taylor swift is overrated
im so against holding women to a ten fold higher standard when chris brown is being nominated for grammys and kanye is selling our stadiums

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

wait your telling me they made animal farm into a comedy movie for kids?! wtf

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Can’t believe I’m paying over $4 a gallon for gas because the president is a pedophile

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal

[sean @_sn_n]

crazy how they think some random comedian should be held to a higher standard than the literal president

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Is he suicidal

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

how are you gonna hate and chappell when justin bieber has done far worse to fans and pap. like? yall just love to hate women

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

all this hate on chappell is only making me love her even more 🤞🏻

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

its almost camping season! i can smell it

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!!

Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV

[riv @ponyoogirl]

nunca voy a superar que michael b jordan ganó su primer Oscar en un papel donde termina m4tando a un montón de racistas en tremenda escena. y súmale en este clima político?¿ claro que el arte es y debe ser político

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when I say something without thinking and I realise how rude it sounded

[𝒿𝒶𝓏𝓂𝓎𝓃ℯ💋␌ @imjazsmith]

@harryitanews i thought the same actually…