Johnny

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Someone take my phone and block Facebook Marketplace…. And OfferUp

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Looks like it’s gunna be another sleepless night 🥱😩

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Me if I was an emoji 😜

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Went on my first run of Spring and treated my self to some yummy Sushi #Rhouse #Hilo

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Just home alone on a Saturday night

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Fighting back the urge to message him when I don’t have anything better to say than hello

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

I probably got some of my personality from watching too much fear factor as a kid

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Me trying to avoid One Piece Spoilers when it’s taken me a year to get past 10 episodes of the anime. 669 episodes of 1000+

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Not me trying to convince a Grindr scam bot to go to therapy

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

If success has any chance at all, enough attempts make it statistically inevitable
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My justification for making bad decisions

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Proximity is sexy

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Woof! Today at South Padre Island I be like:

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

I’m eating at a Whataburger when a group cute gays walk in all at once. Mind you, I hadn’t clocked anyone all day at the beach. I made eyes with each one of them. Too bad I’m too shy to actually say hi…

Find me on missed connections

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

I like going to places and just complaining about the prices

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

Someone sending me a questions mark (?) before I get a chance to respond to their first couple of messages really irks me. Like bad vibes for real, insta block 🙄

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

They say not to judge a book by its cover, but you can tell a lot about a person by the book they are reading

[Johnny @imjohnny2day]

PSA: In case you didn’t know NPNC stands for No Pic No Chat