Don’t propose on my birthday, don’t propose on my graduation day, don’t propose on Valentine’s Day, don’t propose at someone else’s wedding...
Keep the proposal date a separate special day not be shared with other holidays/milestones
“people might be using SNAP to buy steak and lobster”
THE PRESIDENT IS AVOIDING RELEASING FILES THAT WILL MOST LIKELY PROVE THAT HE HAS PURCHASED PEOPLE. CHILDREN.
GOD FORBID A BITCH GET A RIBEYE THO
Fun fact: the sperm race isn’t really a race where the first sperm “wins”. This adaptation is to romanticise the process according to patriarchal standards.
The sperm that wins is the one that the egg makes its walls permeable to. This may not be the first to reach it.