Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan

hi bich 🤠 😳|86 1/2|Aries|Lovely Lady|she/her

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

It’s always that one freaked out dude in the tech store harassing someone lord

[𖤐 ＳＫＸＲ 𖤐 🪓 Minotaur VTuber @SKXRLXT]

Well that was disgusting.

I was explaining my iPad issue to a worker at a tech store and I said the pixels were burning into the display and he said “Oh! good girl, you know the proper term!”

I fucking walked out.

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

Lowkey that was a compliment too bc those bald bitties was bad af in gi jane

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Insane how cinematic this moment is, genuinely incredible editing and shot composition . The fact it was all done live is a miracle

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

Honestly the way he built as an actor Id watch him do both

[woop @woop54]

Really sucks he’s Batman cause his Joker would’ve been generational

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

Noncommittal version of this is letting him fish out the condom w the lights on

[Lil Nug 🥀 @littlestofnugs]

my friend said her bf wanted to see her take her used tampon out of her vag and insert a new one so she sat on the toilet and let him watch

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

I relate to dl men in the sense that just bc I fuck n suck niggas don’t mean I like em fr that’s just bro shit

[mint ₊˚ @themintsimmer]

the chopped asf townie after i select ‘destroy object’

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

Kinda love the coworkers who threaten to kill themselves over office shit like ykw I like how u keep it real barb

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

The slight tension in the air at the first drs appointment after not signing the office’s fuck ass ai use agreement is truly something

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

I’m sure Donnell would’ve sounded better if not for that girdle and that tight ass belt just squeezing all the air outta him I sound just the same when I get to moving too fast in a faja

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

the way i usually either kill my sons or make them trans...he better be happy i met the bad bitch i couldn't turn him into in cas

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

Playing my first male heir in the sims only bc he met a bad bitch with the craziest randomly generated build while i was trying to get him addicted to coke at university

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

she cam pre-bbl'ed w no random cc accessories and a cute face y'all i had to get her pregnant she really the only reason he's not an addict who steals rn

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

I remember being fixated on the idea of being unsexed not in response to the misogyny of it all ig...The way it became clear the moment my body could be sexualized that it was no longer mine and I'd lost the ability to have any real sway in determining how ppl would perceive it

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

For years I had this fantasy of pushing my breasts and hips in and to be a child again because its like as a woman you hit puberty and your body becomes the world's

[kitty @kittykareninas]

went to a school play and some girls hit puberty earlier than the rest and multiple moms said they were “dressed inappropriately” and looked like they were “about to poledance” and it reminded me of how traumatic puberty can be for young girls. immediately you’re something else.

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

it's sending me how benny w this album lowkey being more latino than selena n he literally jewish

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

and Travis Scott is a white man

[toni ✨ @t0nischwartz]

i love randomly remembering that The Sims 4 is so old that Baby Ariel is a permanent, unkillable NPC and there’s Baby Ariel merch in CAS

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

The 2g yarts the crack of my generation

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

but it's not just english; english just provides the most easy to think of real world examples. these kids failed math too and that's why they get frustrated easily they don't know how to come at anything that requires reasoning

[Zsa Zsa Gabor Zstan @imjustahol3]

for me being in college really showed the vastness of illiteracy even among the "educated"...gen ed courses where writing assignments were shared taught me how to be patient bc a lotta ppl just don't know how to connect the dots or maybe just don't care

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

when i see Black ppl in public w/bonnets or durags on i literally don’t think anything of it. i don’t think anything of it because i’m not a dicksucking weirdo who can’t mind they own business.