David Malone

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

Amazing! Ive just received 10 000 free Clash of Clans gems! https://t.co/s6tqLi2p2h

[Carlton Dry @carlton_dry]

Don't worry Mick, you legend, there's at least one Carlton that still loves you.

#Malthouse

[Harriet Rochester @HatRochesterPR]

Little & large @homeofguinness #tastethecraic

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

I just passed my friend on @8ballpool! Play me#nice try Shelton I'm back at No1 http://t.co/myQyP8HjML

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car today...
I said: Hey, u need help with that Plasma?

He said: Fuck off Asshole, its an iPad

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

“@FunnyQuotees: A "Fuck You" a day keeps the bullshit away.”so true, most people need to be told a least once a day

[SuperFooty (AFL) @superfooty]

Macca's take on sirengate. See his best toons of the week here> http://t.co/TZD0WJjZAJ

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

“@superfooty: Who is the greatest VFL-AFL coach? @MaccaHeraldSun names the top 10-John Kennedy snr should be ahead of Malthouse

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don't know what caused this half a dildo to be laying on the street, but I should would love to find out:

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

The biggest sperm bank in the world turns down red headed donors because "not enough people want ginger kids"

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

“@thinksarcasm: This bitch is superhuman http://t.co/5KMgTjTt0Y”out of control

[AFL @AFL]

"Tommy, you are sensational."

@Kevin_Sheedy's emotional letter about his mate Tommy Hafey: http://t.co/maauFXj09w

[Blackstairs Brewing @BlackstairsBrew]

First batch of bottles :)

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

“@FunnyQuotees: When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time..”I know some manage that give the same speech

[David Malone @imjustaman04]

@SupercoachM still have 22 trades left