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[Bukola. 💕 @gbukolaaa]

Ever been fucked by a rough nigga?
Fuck nah, you be fuckin' with them fuck niggas
I can fuck you from the back and still tongue-kiss you

[R. @Rzj77_]

He’ll grow up to blame immigration on his lack of ability to get a job

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[. @Carlosgramosc]

“No pienses demasiado en eso”

Yo toda la noche:

[PUTPAWER✝️ @scopynation]

Me in another country doing things I’d never do at home because nobody knows me

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Prince Harry took Meghan out of the UK because he knew how dangerous the British media could be.

Remember when he said, "They’re not going to stop until Meghan dies"?

They were publishing hundreds of articles about her every week.

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

He was never a public figure and this should’ve always been an internal matter for the University. The British press has blood on its hands.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

“You’re so laid back.”
Thanks. If I lean forward, I’m going to jail.

[Chim @CoachChim]

Marcus Rashford, Jude Bellingham, Meghan Markle and many others. The British media wanted a Black body and finally got one in Jason Arday

[Sean Garrette @seangarrette]

If more men did that, that world would be a better place.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

If there was an eclipse in New York Mamdani would have personally handed out glasses to each citizen. Just saying.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[🦀.Q. @Feelgasm_]

I love my bed so much, what a place

[She Kicks Goals - WAFCON 2026 IS HERE!🏆 @she_kicksgoals]

WAFCON Coverage is so poor that you can't even see live scores of live matches on Google

[Aina ☆ @afcaina]

can’t believe the world cup is over, what a final between england and france

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

I'm sorry, I SO hate when children of immigrants get into unnecessary trouble. Most of our parents did not have 2 nickels to rub together when they came here. Introduced you to opportunities they couldn't even dream of for themselves... Jesus Christ man

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Renzo Carvalho 🇵🇸 @_doblues]

O Neymar fazer esse gol e sair provocando o goleiro da Noruega dizendo “comigo não” perdendo tempo enquanto a seleção é eliminada foi uma das coisas mais constrangedoras que eu já assisti nesse esporte. E isso define o que o Neymar é e sempre foi: um autocentrado.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Sorry Balogun but the level stinker I’m praying for hasn’t been witnessed in the history of the game

[CURTIS A. OWUSU @_i_am_Curtis]

Also, fuck Uruguay. I hope they continue to pay for their sins until the last generation of Ghanaians who witnessed the 2010 World Cup Quarterfinals are no more.