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Si nada nos salva de la muerte, al menos que el amornos salve de la vida.- Pablo Neruda

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This guy I saw briefly in May is so obsessed with me doing OF that he broke no contact after 3 months to ask if I was doing it 🙃

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@ohmymotive Mimi dressed her for her body and it ate

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I don’t want to say it’s karma but my ex got involved with some terrible girls. Like we tried telling you

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I’m still pissed about the time Zac Efron was one Tinder and I swiped left because I thought it was catfish

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Literally having the strangest interactions with men this week. Wtf is going on in the stars

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I just saw one of the most unserious tweets posted by a client and I must know how those meetings go

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

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I think the biggest sham of being an adult is always having to feed yourself. Who has the damn energy to not resort to snacks and delivery?

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Proud boys outside of my office building on 11/6 was not on my 2024 bingo card

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@lanafrmthenorth Not you having to cut it off of him 😂

[Big Mama Leo 👑 @lanafrmthenorth]

President of the US

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I messed up at work and the partner called me to make sure I wasn’t having a nervous breakdown… and through tears I was like only a minor one 🙃

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I’m sick for the second time in a month. Wanna know how many times I got sick when I was completely wfh? 0. When I was only 3 days wfh? Once or twice a year.

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@lanafrmthenorth Bring a sweatshirt. Sometimes it’s a cold 73 and sometimes it’s a hot 73

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The way men have instant bromances over muscles is so funny to me. Like only a man to another man can say “you’re built like a house” and it’s the best compliment 😂

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I really don’t know how I get so lucky with attorneys I work with. This one just gave me a shoutout by name while on a panel in front of 100s of other attorneys.

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

Let’s execute some babies in the ninth month!!

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I will never be the same

[Austine @theereal_one]

Apparently, lemons are not naturally occurring. They're a hybrid by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. So basically life never gave us lemons, we created them ourselves.

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@lanafrmthenorth Beautiful in both but I love watching your gym journeys