call me kaf

you did this to me. you told coach sylvester about my summer surgery.

[willow⁹ ₍^. .^₎⟆ @hangehirai]

the likes are insane. you guys weren’t there when it was revealed the guy seb cheated on carlos with was big red.

[ames @lovelautski]

holy plot twist

[jolie 🍉 @bestbu44j3s]

jennifer love hewitt didn’t tell an AI bot to kill itself on primetime network television for this bullshit

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

thinking about the odyssey, I can't help but focusing on a major plot hole.....where was he???

[call me kaf @imkaffeinated]

one night only daughter or wicker son?

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

it's called "wicker," liz. it's about a woman who commissions a basket maker to weave her a husband out of wicker. i play the husband

[spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

there should be a translation of the odyssey written by andrea martin's character in my big fat greek wedding

[trang anh @tranganhdong]

hadestown!! the odyssey!! percy jackson!! man I love it here!!

[sabzi @incelminer]

My boobs are huge cause I store all my sadness and despair in them.

[hailey @nobodynoswift]

now that Moana flopped, can we scrap live action remakes and bring back live tv musicals?

[call me kaf @imkaffeinated]

physical egotless but spiritually egotful scooby doo (2002)

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[call me kaf @imkaffeinated]

@honeybeeflwrs OOOOO exciting!!! i want to get to her maybe next so LOVE to hear it

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My biggest problem with modern cinema is white boys don’t sing and tap dance like they used to

[call me kaf @imkaffeinated]

@GameChangerSam why did the grants not wear the funky outfits with everyone else? please and thank you

[Elmo @elmo]

Happy Gotcha Day to Elmo’s paw-some puppy, Tango! 🐾🐶 Elmo loves you very much! ❤️

[call me kaf @imkaffeinated]

@honeybeeflwrs unfortunately may have been a premonition but i hope not