“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️🩹
Not enough people are talking about flock. In the last month ive talked about it to people who had no idea it existed. The media is working so hard to make sure we dont even know what it is. We need to talk about it!!!
MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..
Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.
Since Mike Johnson says members of Congress don't make enough money with just their salaries, may I suggest:
- Dialing back on those streaming subscriptions
- Reducing your cell phone plan
- Taking public transportation
- Eating cheaper cuts of meat
- Eating in more often
- Turning off the lights when you're not in the room
- Getting a part-time job at Walmart
- Growing a f-cking spine and stop whining
Signed,
Everyone trying to eke out a living in your shitty economy
“What did children do before all these vaccines???”
They died. 20% of children died before their fifth birthday before we had vaccines. You've never been to an old cemetery? It's mostly baby graves. Vaccinate your kids if you want to keep them.
BREAKING: Trump has completely lost it.
FACT CHECK: Iran was not at war with anybody but America and Israel
FACT CHECK: IRAN has not surrendered to anybody
FACT CHECK: Trump is likely looking for an exit strategy and the only thing he can think of is to claim that Iran lost so he can pull back and paint this as a win rather than a defeat.
Trump isn’t in jail.
Matt Gaetz isn’t in jail.
Bill Gates isn’t in jail.
Jess Staley isn’t in jail.
Les Wexner isn’t in jail.
Leon Black isn’t in jail.
Steve Bannon isn’t in jail.
Diddy’s getting out of jail early.
Don’t ever ask why women won’t fucking smile at you.
Notice how the Flag is not at half staff when US service members have died, but it was immediately lowered for a podcaster.
I hate this timeline so much.