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my thoughts and prayers

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Could be in a real roadhouse in Texas but you at Texas Roadhouse in Texas

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if you eat Texas roadhouse and you are in texas you are not woke enough
#woke

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@anumunana they banned me from Dallas

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and then a random guy pulls up and is like is this guy bothering you

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what if you and your wife decide to go to the bar and act like you don’t know each other for fun and to spice it up

and then she just like ignores you

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the Mexican Hibachi chef at the Chinese restaurant on Veterans day

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awkward moment between ordering your drink and going to get your food at a buffet

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@jinxedismm when she makes plans with you on the TL #wifedat

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@jinxedismm like if people were somehow turned into songs and this video was like you as a song in that universe

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@jinxedismm you my fav song

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@kmjuls scary fine 😛😻

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@kmjuls she about fine as fuck fym scared✌🏽😭😭

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hate when i tell a joke and then they get seriously

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need to be at a bar and they play my song and i got a fresh beer

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why the scary girls also the most nice and sweet??

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id be so much cooler with some dope grillz

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@allinlucki in my imagination you do

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I love big ole eyes

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they really don’t be throwing ass at the small local dive bar like that nomo

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i put my hands in the air like a rollercoaster when im getting twerked on woooooooo