If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep

One half of the football prognostication duo that picks NFL games In Much Less Detail. 2018-19 ATS fan handicapping champion. Yes, I'm needy.

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread...nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."--scientist Isaac Asimov, 1980

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

RIP. I still remember how excited I was when the Bulls got Stace and BJ Armstrong in the same draft. Maybe they can help Jordan get past the Pistons. They damn sure did.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Chuck Garfien and Ozzie Guillen address the passing of Stacey King on CHSN

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Lot of plugged-in Chicagoans saying this statement by the Bears was just more posturing. I should hope so.

[Mark Potash @MarkPotash]

This is the part where dad actually starts turning the car around, before the kids in a desperate panic promise to behave — and dad turns back again to head toward the restaurant.

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

@imldjtg It was not realistic for our whole lives. I guess everything changes

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Aw hell

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Bears board of directors votes to advance stadium in Hammond, Indiana. https://t.co/JUXQSLuXyZ

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

@imldjtg Well, now on a real team, actually kinda scary

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

@imldjtg The poverty franchise strikes again

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

@imldjtg By Browns standards. Still, shipping out all-time sack leader the yr after he gets the record is a trade only one franchise would make

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Okay Spurs, I see you. Always love seeing the better team win.

[NBA @NBA]

THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS ARE HEADED TO THEIR FIRST NBA FINALS SINCE 2014 🔥

The Spurs win Game 7 on the road to defeat OKC 4-3 in the Western Conference Finals, and advance to the NBA Finals for the 1st time in 12 years.

They will take on the Knicks in a rematch of the 1999 NBA Finals. Game 1 is in San Antonio on Wednesday, June 3 at 8:30pm/et on ABC!

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

KONS: Dre's Sports Hustles
https://t.co/UXhNRpxAIl

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

I'd take him on my team, the most competitive player in college this year and last

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Diego Pavia is the first Heisman finalist to go undrafted since 2014. https://t.co/UtaAjD9ume

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Greeny pulling a Screamin' A. Smith repeating AI slop some intern fed him. You hate to see it.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"You remember his dad, David Boston, first-round pick out of Ohio State in 1999." - ESPN's Mike Greenberg on Browns pick, WR Denzel Boston.

Denzel Boston is not David Boston's son, and they're not even related. 🏈📺🎙️#NFL #NFLDraft

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

1st round coverage with me and @imldjtg is up now!
KONS 2026 NFL Draft Aftermath: The Hubie Brown Draft, Or Where's The Production?
https://t.co/kT691WiheJ

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

This year's Wrestlemania preview is posted!
KONS Wrestlemania XLII Preview: Go Home Pat (Please)
https://t.co/ONnYtP6BP3

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

There's this year's Razzie winners @imldjtg

[billboard @billboard]

Ice Cube’s ‘War of the Worlds’ Named Worst Picture at 2026 Razzie Awards: Full ‘Winners’ List
https://t.co/8vYPzPTdz0

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

DAM BAM

[NBA @NBA]

BAM ADEBAYO HAS THE SECOND-MOST POINTS IN NBA HISTORY.

83 POINTS.

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Smooth with it too. Looking forward to a lot of these. #getthedamncallright

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Wilyer Abreu challenged the strike three call then took his base before they even reviewed it 😂

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Take twenty shots, deliver one.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Here it is. The best boxing highlight you’ll see all year

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

Tony Clark, taking "spraying to all fields" too damn far @imldjtg

[The Right Time with Bomani Jones @righttimebomani]

"Which one is worse: if sister-in-law means your brother's wife, or your wife's sister?"

Bomani and Domonique react to Tony Clark’s alleged infidelity

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

"Super Duper Bowl LX Recap: Fade To Black" - Tune in and enjoy! https://t.co/25duRjkYIu #RiversideFM

[If You're Not Woke, You're Asleep @imlddre]

FROM THE LOGO

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.