Listening to @StephenKing’s the Dead Zone and boy Johnny Smith sure predicted this one wrong, “A convicted felon cannot aspire to high public office.” 🥲
I like the contrast between @joe_hill and @StephenKing tweets.
Joe Hill is like: I’m just trying to see the good side.
Meanwhile Stephen King is out here like: FUCK TRUMP.
Honestly, I can vibe with both.
Is it just me, or do engagement groups on Instagram feel kind of icky and disingenuous? Like, let me be clear, I’ve followed people KNOWING they were in engagement groups (it’s always painfully obvious), it has never affected my interaction with them. But idk, feels weird man.
I became an Aquarius the day my mom said, “Why don’t you ever ask questions like ‘Why is the sky blue’?” And 10 y/o me calmly replied, “The sky is blue because of the light reflecting off water droplets in the sky.” Is that science correct? 🤷🏻♀️
“Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki’s fault. It saves a lot of time.”
I like to think that this is what @kortnireads thinks of me.
Everybody LOOK at my beautiful UK copy of The Court of Miracles that I ordered special because it’s so BEAUTIFUL. @kester_grant why is it so pretty? 😭🥺