Benpool

I will bake your panties off.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

Find yourself a woman who kisses you like this.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@FraterRogerus It is 95% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Maybe read more than one review?

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

Women... am I right? https://t.co/Eqhv85XofJ

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Beach BBQ later today. https://t.co/gQloMOx50P

[FOX 12 Oregon @fox12oregon]

Whale dolphin washes ashore on Manzanita Beach https://t.co/4kL8pmzs4T

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

I once took a shit in a tomb.
#ThingsNeverSaidInIndianaJones

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The British spell feces like this, faeces.
Like shit is some mythical creature.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@Arctic_Equinox When I find him I will get you an autograph.
It will probably be with his feces on a pine cone though.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

What the hell is the worldcup?

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@Brittany_207 *shrug* I went to ITT Tech for drafting and design and got a job 10 years ago, and I out work everyone else here.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@uncriticalsimon @VixenRogue Ooops miss read you.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@uncriticalsimon @VixenRogue I think you are thinking of the UK Milky Way.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@uncriticalsimon @VixenRogue Found out them dirty Canadians have Mars bars.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@uncriticalsimon @VixenRogue

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@VixenRogue the UK calls them Mars bar.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

@VixenRogue It is a Milky Way.

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@JakeNotTapper

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

If you dress like a gay cow you get free Chick-fil-A.

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

Tadpole abortion is a human right! https://t.co/UFqlPmSUvE

[Dr. Willie Parker @DrWillieParker]

@eMatters2 Insults don’t make your point. Fetuses are human beings, because women don’t give birth to puppies, but to be a human being is not the same as being a person. In my “scientific ignorance” I know the difference between a frog & a tadpole, and an acorn & an oak tree. Do you?

[Benpool @ImLiterallyBen]

This is me except for the running part.
https://t.co/6W2k2UNapE

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@Bedhead_ Huh, my go to is; I know you hear this all the time but, you are gorgeous.