Nick McClane

Molon Labe.
Middle American Conserva-libertarian. Attorney. Fan of the Constitution, whisk(e)y, common sense, red meat & the Red Sox.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

I think it should be made legal to hunt communists for sport.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

No

[Nick McClane @NickMcClane]

@RealDeanCain They'd much rather stay and ruin it for the rest of us so we end up just as miserable as they are.

[Nick McClane @NickMcClane]

@KurtSchlichter @SheriffClarke @thomasbsauer Still my favorite, right here:

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Europeans have been fed a pile of lies about how terrible America is…

They’re learning from first hand experience that our country is incredible.

Love this.

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

There has been more reflecting pool coverage than coverage of Biden’s mental decline when he was president.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

@FOS It’s a gateway drug to Americana!

[Nick McClane @NickMcClane]

@MAC_Arms @paramounttactcl

[Peter Savodnik @petersavodnik]

There are exactly zero precedents to back this up.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>leftists flee their bad decisions
>still vote for bad decisions

Locusts.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

WATCH this:

Now @TuckerCarlson is openly rooting for China & Russia to supplant America.

Like Mamdani, his antisemitism is leading directly to anti-capitalism and anti-Americanism.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

T is finally taking back the crown from A.

We are so back.

[TV News Now @TVNewsNow]

🚨 NEW: Bill Maher APOLOGIZES to his audience for his support for Trump’s action in Iran: “This week, war. Did you hear about that thing?”

“We bombed Iran, and it’s going on now. If you expected me to say I hate it, I don’t. Sorry.”

“I know too many happy Iranian Americans.”

“Sorry. You cannot name one horrible thing that has happened in the Middle East in the last 50 years and not connect it to this fascist theocracy.”

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Committed Democrat here.

I’m a hard no.

My vote is Operation Epic Fury. 🇺🇸

[Brian Jacobson @BrianHJacobson]

Iran: "I didn't think you had it in you."

US: "I'm your huckleberry."

Iran: "My fights not with you."

US: "I beg to differ. We started a game we never got to finish. Death to America, remember?"

Iran: "I was just fooling about."

US: "I wasn't."

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Let’s see who grieves for that garbage.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

A quick message to the people trying to cancel me