Nobody Likes A Cynic

I was told there would be punch and pie

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Alright! I’ve been working on some motivational posters.

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@Legally_Italian @CaitlinPacific 🤷🏻‍♂️Sorry it’s not Trannies and Rainbows

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@nogooddeed2 @jinxedjoyride That’s what I’m saying!

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“You have AIDS!”

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You’re f#cked

[cow @cowincrisis]

hey guys does anyone know any tips for getting across these things

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@JonnyMicro Ride wife. Life good…

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@nogooddeed2 Soup wept.

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Pretty much any song by Christopher Cross

[Allyson❤️Wonderland @AllysonSaysSo2]

Name one

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@DominoRxxx That mole looks familiar!

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@True_Canuck1 I lost my status to an egg?

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Flashbacks!!! This is my Vietnam.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Opening IE in the early 2000s be like:

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@1776Carolina3 @BuckSexton It’s pronounced Douché

Almost like you’re saying “Heeeeeeeeeeeey!”

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@Legally_Italian @MarcACaputo 🤷🏻‍♂️Win by any means. It’s like watching Raiders fans.

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@Legally_Italian @MarcACaputo Imagine thinking the individual in 3rd place getting more mail in votes than the 1st place candidate of the same party is normal activity. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@jinxedjoyride @aquietdivide It’s standard operating procedure.

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@jinxedjoyride @aquietdivide All they are doing at this point is feeling you out. Not feeling you up… yet

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@jinxedjoyride @aquietdivide It’s more about knowing who you can lean on when things get difficult. In times of crisis, it’s going to be your neighbors who are there for you.

Your fence gets damaged and animals get out, you’re having a medical emergency, a strange vehicle approaches your house…

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@jinxedjoyride Look at you learning what it’s like living a rural area.

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What I’m expecting when I DM a lady “Send Noods!”

[ayya @ayyasetyaa]

The cake of my dreams that always see in CARTOONS

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@the_jess_who This hits unbelievably hard.

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Oh God! I can’t unsee it!!!

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

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