Kshitiz Bhardwaj

attendance shortage

[Kshitiz Bhardwaj @immajoking]

People are afraid to touch each other in Delhi now. Women could never feel safer than this in Delhi.

#Coronavirus

[OTV @otvnews]

#WATCH | Bhubaneswar | In a major blunder, popular Bollywood song 'Nimbooda Nimbooda' from the film 'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam' starring Aishwarya Rai has reportedly been printed in a Class 5 English textbook.

#Odisha

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[marz 🇩🇪 @vercheating]

thanks dad

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

people whose first instinct is to smile when they make eye contact with you are some of earth’s treasures and need to be protected.

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

I keep on revisiting this. You might not realize the depth of what he said. In urdu poetry, there is a concept where poets view God as a lonely being, so lonely that He created free willed humans for company. Loneliness is a Godly trait & whoever enters its realm meets God there

[dorku @Dorkstar]

This is the Mumbai local

[r @bekhayalime]

Sunil Shetty revealed that his 15‑month‑old granddaughter has a picture of Narendra Modi in a book next to Sai Baba. She performs Modi’s pooja, even offering laddus to his photo from a Ganesh Ji mandir because he is seen as divine. This shows just how far Bollywood has fallen

[Jake Bennett @jakegbennett]

Me when the table that ordered after us gets their food first.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Sanjeev Singh @sanjeevsinghx]

I started respecting Ravindra Jadeja after this.

[Oxygen 💨 @WhateverVishal]

Abhi iss bachhe ko Home Work karne bolunga to isko rona aajaega

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Benefits of alcohol:

- karaoke confidence
- making weddings tolerable
- surviving office holiday parties
- tolerating airport delays

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Breaking Bad connected with people because every person does meth.

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

do they hit people in bengaluru if they dont post 1 retarded tweet per day or what

[Rishiiii @me_rishiiii]

Me when she plans a date near a hilly area :

[Arun @AsArunScribeth]

The day Instagram gets banned in India, half the fake drama, faltu reel baazi , nautanki in this country will disappear overnight.

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

The Fibonacci elephant.

[A.J. @beingabhi2712]

Dharmendra Pradhan and Nitin Gadkari after hearing UK PM resigned bcoz of underperformance

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

What a privilege it is to still run in like this at 44, to spend a lifetime doing what you love and still not be tired of it...

[arfan @Im__Arfan]

Vaibhav welcomes you to his World.