Harry Bankz

Hu$la🇰🇪

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The AFCON again providing us with iconic clips 😭😂😭 https://t.co/kgpgPw4MbY

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

@kinyuaWaMuthoni Mwanaume hafai kunywa keg na straw

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

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[Adrian Blomfield @adrianblomfield]

It seems like some of the jokes from power rationing days in the 90s have been forgotten. These were two that did the rounds:
1) What does KPLC stand for? Kenya Please Light a Candle
2) What's the difference between Kenya and the Titanic? The Titanic went down with its lights on.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The @IntlCrimCourt lineup is forming very nicely.

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

How Uhuru became president still baffles me to this day

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

If your simcard is under your battery you need to work hard this year.

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

Money stops nonsense

[Gideon Kitheka Snr @Gideon_Kitheka]

"LOOK AT YOUR AGE MATES." This statement has pushed many people to unhealthy relationships, marriages, prisons, early graves and hospitals, Be careful! Run your own race, walk on your own path. Be yourself. The world will always adjust.

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

When your dealing with success there's always gonna be higher expectations from year to year

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Keep everything you love private.

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

@NyasakaDavies1 @MigunaMiguna Unafikiria kama vikombe za wageni

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

There were numerous "national power outages" just before the 2007 and 2017 electoral thefts. Patriotic Kenyans must watch the ongoing power outages keenly for signs of despot Uhuru Kenyatta's schemes and plans for electoral fraud on August 9th, 2022. Kaa Chonjo!

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

@TheStarKenya We shall see

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

@ntvkenya @solo_ambuku Jokers

[Harry Bankz @ImmaniMartin]

@HassanKinyamasy @citizentvkenya Your mother

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

this year, make it your resolution to stop Masturbating

[Chinx @justChinks]

I’m a very traditional chap. So these demonic sex things you ladies do scare me. If you think you’re gonna squirt on my bed and get away with it, think again. You’re not a toddler. If you wanna pee, hit the toilet. Bloody swamp rat