Chinx

You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd

[Chinx @justChinks]

Since everyone is afraid to ask this, I’ll do it
If I fart in a jar and immediately close it, will the smell still be there 20 years later?

[Chinx @justChinks]

Women are cornballs. We just looked passed it because they’re in the same category as children

[Nerd Nash @NerdAtCoolTable]

With age you realize most women are going to marry cornballs

[Diego @go_diego_go34]

What else have you been saying?

[Chinx @justChinks]

What is it about semen filling up my testicles that makes me stop thinking logically. I’m horny so I drive 3 hrs for some pussy?? This is a design flaw by the almighty

[Chinx @justChinks]

A recent study from MIT showed that 94.7% of women born after 1993 define fun as showing their bums on the internet. For free.

[Chinx @justChinks]

6 years later. She’s married with 3 kids now. Brother let it go

[Trent Lane @khom_ombo]

@logosgracey @justChinks Didn't see this how😭

[Chinx @justChinks]

@Chil_mow Been there. But this is a solid option

[Chinx @justChinks]

Where should I go for my 8 day holiday? Assume money isn’t a problem

[Chinx @justChinks]

@ChiyanaTito Ah. And be stuck in a resort for a week straight

[Chinx @justChinks]

So you basically become a government employee

[Jarih_B🇸🇳💗 @jarih_B]

C’est vrai qu’En Chine, au lieu de te licencier, on te donne un bureau, un ordinateur et aucun travail Tu viens tous les matins, tu t'assois sans rien faire jusqu’à ce que tu démissionnes de toi-même. 😭😭😭

[Chinx @justChinks]

Beware where you send/print/copies of your ID.
Companies like @TFGZA will allow anyone to fraudulently open a credit account and take R5000 worth of merch in your name. Same day, Using just your ID number

[Chinx @justChinks]

There are other hobbies beyond drinking and chasing ass. Be serious.
Bird watching, painting, park walks, reading novels as well just kidding man. You really missed out. University is land of easy bitches and cheap booze

[Ta Darko🇿🇦 #Aporla16 @n0zinga]

i won’t lie, being a broke student really wastes your youth.

the reason i wasn’t partying during my undergrad ain’t because i was a serious student.

i was just broke

[Chinx @justChinks]

Women want you to be open, emotionally available and “share” with them.
But trust me, you’ll cry in her arms about how your uncle molested you with a broom when you were 9 and she’ll use it against you 1 good day

[Uncle Bob Martin @unclebobmartin]

I used to be a language lawyer. In the late 80s I _studied_ the ARM (Annotated Reference Manual for C++). I knew the language cold, inside and out. I could make it do backflips. I shipped a lot of code using it. A LOT.

I’ve attacked other languages with a similar intensity and depth. Until recently, that was simply the only way to become adept at building software systems.

I now consider the deep understanding of a language to be a supreme waste of time and effort. I don’t want to learn Rust, or Golang, or Typescript, or any of the thousands of other languages out there. I’ll leave that to my agents.

What I need now is to understand the high level gestalt of the system. I want to see the systems and subsystems. I don’t need to inspect the cogs. If I truly need to understand a detail at the cog level, I’ll interrogate my agents. I’m not going to pretend to be a language expert anymore.

[Chinx @justChinks]

Coward.

[Cunnilinguist @gourmetmogodu]

00:00 driving around looking for non-latex condoms 💔💔💔

Why didn't this hun remind me earlier ukuthi she's allergic to the normal ones 😭

[Kgarebe ya Motswana ❤️ @_Gelo01]

Why is your helper cooking for your husband??

[Chinx @justChinks]

Nigerians are taking pictures on a newly built road as if it’s Graduation day on Mount Kilimanjaro with Mary Magdalene in attendance

[Chinx @justChinks]

Came back and found my twin parked next to me
Black or white?

[Chinx @justChinks]

Nothing says low-vibrational like a tattoo on a woman. Just kidding. But it does mean she probably has STD’s. Just kidding. She’s definitely a whore though. I’m joking

[Chinx @justChinks]

100’s of people are researching your restaurant name now. Just waiting for the 1 time you say somethin they don’t like so they get hop on the hate train

[Namza @Mr_namza]

My restaurant just crossed R6million in sales, took my daughter to the beach for the first time in her life today and now I’m sippin on whisked playing modern warfare 4. I’m living my dream man. All glory to God.