Nick

woke af

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@CityofWichita Meth is a brand

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Things I have learned about hurricanes:
No birds = fucked
Jim Cantore comes to town = fucked
Dasani water sells out = fucked
Waffle House closed = fucked

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@Kitezh11 @RussellFosterTX @newtgingrich Obvious bait

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@cleopatra484 Maybe you should do a better job of managing your money and be more responsible. I pay my bills with cash. My car is paid off and I have no debt. What’s your problem and how do immigrants have anything to do with you not being able to pay your bills?

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Men: I can say with absolute certainty, I will NEVER take an mRNA jab.

When men find out mRNA makes your dick huge:

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@AshleyGWinter But it’s so delicious

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@SicilianGirl208 @TrumpCantCount You know what’s disgusting? Constructing a gallows and chanting hang Mike Pence on the lawn of the capital and then violently breaking into the building, severely injuring and killing several cops, and pretending like it was no big deal.

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@AmyLeeEV when you can out on stage with korn I was blown away. Your voice is so beautiful 💙

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@SusanHendricks I was listening this morning on satellite radio and I caught the tail end of you talking to someone named John. Could you tell me who that was?

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@Dave63530159 @AdamBerry8 @SCAshenis @kz1300a4_lee @SteelerGirl7777 @mchovden1785 Law enforcement was commanding her to stop whatever it was she was doing. She should have complied.

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Queen Elizabeth has been old my entire life. I just assumed she would live forever but now that she’s gone I can only hope that she comes back like The Undertaker to defeat brock Lesnar (Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Homewrecking)