ianna

excellent fun ‘til you get to know her.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

[blue @bluewmist]

When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it's a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don't care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let's hope they always say yes to your bids, too.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Pope Leo quotes Gandalf in encyclical debut:

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till.”

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Weirdo

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

Happy Asian American history month

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Stephen Caruso @StephenJ_Caruso]

In honor of campaign finance reports this week: What's your birthday super PAC name?

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

whenever I buy food now it’s $17 and I’m like “okay that’s fine.” but privately it is not fine.

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[iris @mgoyape]

but what is a filipino birthday party without overstimulating family members screaming "oh picture picture" every minute

[kath @kathsox]

(flirting) what's your confirmation name

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Just discovered that a lot of people do not play when it comes to Mirrors by Justin Timberlake that song has real shooters

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

btw its okay to feed your car a little curb sometimes (as a treat)

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

She never increases the price of her subscription.

[َ @shannonIynch]

so crazy that this was autumn de wilde’s debut but crazier that she hasn’t done another feature film since

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words