immigration_ymgex

Immigration Committee

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

URGENT! there is a bomb within the @PYmgex @immi_ymgex @justice_ymgex councils that is set to go off at 2:45 pm. Finish those directives or else!!! #boomboom

[politics_ymgex @PYmgex]

There have been sightings of explosives being placed at all major EU landmarks: Big Ben, the Louvre, Pisa, etc

[Technology Council @tech_ymgex]

WE FOUND ONE OF THE NUKES!!! IT BLEW UP VERSAILLES<3

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

After negotiations between the US republicans and members of our Councils concluded, Republicans turned down 30% of Europe’s oil in lieu of a lifetime supply of barbecue sauce

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

Greta Thunberg just graced us with her presence in her “grief vest”.

[politics_ymgex @PYmgex]

It seems as though Nachtvlinder cryptocurrency is now gaining traction, in wake of Elon Musk's death & cryptocurrency decline...

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

Wannabe astronaut and one-time SNL host Elon Musk has been killed. Members of the Immigration and refugees council have been implicated. It was revealed that the hitman was of Greek or German origin. #DeadLikeDogecoin

[politics_ymgex @PYmgex]

Our committee today started with harrowing testimony from a Republican armed with an AK-47 who seems determined to take on Nachtlinder himself.. "Yeah, we got some of those- what do you call them, Euros?- from someone within this council!"

[Justice & Home Affairs Council @justice_ymgex]

@PYmgex Quel suprise!

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

In a shocking turn of events, Portugal wins the election! Accusations of Nachtvlinder affiliations have only intensified!

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

To be or not to be….xenophobic. Heated debate going on regarding the language and content of a recently published press release.

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

A shocking twist for the Nachtvindler election! Candidates include Alexandra Bumblebee, Die Sonne, and….Portugal. Tune in to the election!

[Justice & Home Affairs Council @justice_ymgex]

#Council VOTE on the motion to proceed to a press release from Spain of @immi_ymgex.

Agreed to by a vote of 8-?.

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

When asked where their atomic bombs are hidden, @nachtvlinderxx responded ”don’t take me for a fool just because I live in the shadows, monsters hide in the dark” #ominous

[Justice & Home Affairs Council @justice_ymgex]

Nachtvlinder, therefore we are asking you to meet with us to answer some questions.

Hope you are well,
The Councils of Justice & Home Affairs, Politics & Security and Immigrants & Refugees
@justice_ymgex @immi_ymgex @PYmgex

[Justice & Home Affairs Council @justice_ymgex]

Ordered printed by the #JointSession.
President of The European Union,

It has come to the attention of the councils of Justice & Home Affairs, Politics & Security, and Immigrants and Refugees after the crisis update, that you have personal relations with the head of the (1/2)

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

Members of @PYmgex @justice_ymgex and the Immigration and Refugees Council request a representative of Germany’s @tech_ymgex, specifically Olga Facusse, to tackle the crisis at hand. #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

[immigration_ymgex @immi_ymgex]

Crisis? More like CRY SIS!! The Immigration and Refugees Council is very concerned about the assignations in Northern Island #suspicious