Imam

He was born to be lonely, that's what he knew for certain. ~Ben Day

[Imam @immmrbvn]

@ShopeeID Dan sekarang kejadian lagi, pesen dari pagi pake INSTAN PRIORITAS gak ada yang pickup sampe sekarang. Bulshit banget @ShopeeID, gue uninstall aja lama-lama.

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Min @IndiHome, jaringan di Kebon Jeruk lagi gangguan kah?

[Imam @immmrbvn]

(dalam sebuah candaan dgn temen)

X: "Kampret, gue bunbun juga lu?" (konteksnya bercanda sambil ketawa)
Gue: "Hmm, maybe that's not so bad."
X: "Wtf!"
Gue: "Udah males (hidup)".

(kemudian hening)

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Normalize gak ngutangin orang nominal gede. Kalo nominal kecil kan, dibalikin sukur, ga dibalikin ya sudahlah dosa dia.

[ur.crushit @_ayaaaa__]

LU PIKIR AJA DAH?! UTANG 1 JUTA DITAGIH MALAH LEBIH GALAK?! Dikasi ceramah karena gue sumpah serapahin?! Lu pikir aja, itu duit gue tolol 😭😭 jelaslah gue kelojotan asu asu

[Imam @immmrbvn]

This is a goldmine for media studies!
Comm students, come on! Someone needs to research this!

[Somethinc Official @Somethinc4u]

Your go-to Ceraplump Tinted Lip Balm is back with exciting NEW Shades! 🃏♥️

3 new Ceraplump shades 
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Which one’s going to your bag first?👇

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Plis adain gebrakan selingkuh di Bibit, jadi saling ngisi saldo tabungan hari tua.

[Imam @immmrbvn]

I don’t know... Birthdays don’t excite me anymore. Truth is, nothing really does.

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Ceplok Endog

[S♡ @iamdieforyouuu]

You have to name him the last thing you ate

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Ga ada, low profile banget dia...

[Imam @immmrbvn]

And then they actually decided to have another baby right away...

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

having your youngest child walk behind everyone in a post apocalyptic world is insane 😭

[Imam @immmrbvn]

This little guy...

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Sedih banget, ada kebahagiaan yang hanya bisa didapatkan di SPBU Shell...

Doa anak yatim semoga tembus ke langit, Ya Allah capek banget sama pemerintah.

[Mas Pur @rasjawa]

Udah gak bisa berkata2. Pertamina maunya memenangkan kompetisi dengan cara main monopoli. Bukan dengan memperbaiki kualitas. Karena sudah diperas mafia migas?

[FANTASY LIFE Series @FANTASYLIFE_EN]

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#FLi

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Zaman sekarang baik sama orang endingnya cuma dimanfaatin.

[Imam @immmrbvn]

@hadib0ks Ditemenin dari mata minus boleh lah...

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Sekelumit cimit statistik kisah sukses ini tidak berarti selalu worth it untuk nemenin dari 0 ya.... 🫶

[Galuh NAP @galuhnap]

Ditemani & berjuang dari minus

Kiri 2017
• Hutan Pinus Imogiri, anak kuliah LDR jkt - jog, semester akhir makan 1x sehari, mau ngedate minjem duit ama temen

Kanan 2025
• Togakushi Nagano, alhamdulillah udh jd Mgr di korporat, ngedate pake duit istri

[Imam @immmrbvn]

@FANTASYLIFE_EN Hear me out..
1. One-button unequip for gears.
2. Relocate building by Hagram (not via Cooke, it's a nightmare).
3. Remove spin action in crafting (one can only hope).

[Imam @immmrbvn]

That sounds more like fear if you're aware of something going on deep down. But do what works for you, girl. Go chase your 'peace'.

[🌸🌸 @klntot]

hari ini kerja pake laptop hubby. ternyata WAnya masih nyangkut, dengan kesadaran penuh ku close tab WA webnya.

today I choose peace and for the rest of my life, I will always choose peace😇😇😇

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Riil, kalo ada parkir gue ga kesitu.

[Txt dari Foto Dakwah 🇵🇸 @fotodakwah]

Rill ?

[Imam @immmrbvn]

Judulnya please lah bikin resah...

[CNN Indonesia @CNNIndonesia]

Shell Jual Seluruh SPBU di Indonesia
https://t.co/q2OsWq8DYq