妻「Did you add rice to this onigiri?」
僕「Add rice…?What do you mean?」
妻「DID YOU ADD RICE!?」
僕「(え....?そういう言い回しがあるの…?)Sorry, what?」
妻「NVM. Learn English.」
僕「Sorry…」
妻「Ah I meant, 'did you add salt to this onigiri?'」
僕「いや謝ってよ。」
Ofc it was a German person, only German autism can make a person taste a coffee they don't like, say how it would be better, AND come everyday later to check for improvements