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making your wasteland a better place!

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dentist said my mom should’ve had an abortion bortion bortion bortion

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Personally I like the bit

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She makes bangers but nobody will admit that because the bit is too annoying

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

horsegiirL draws massive crowd for her Lollapalooza after show.

[Dakota 👑 @unitedstatekoda]

Man what the hell is popping up on my YouTube recommended

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wtf why did they kill the main character

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watching twin peaks for the first time 👍

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watching twin peaks for the first time 👍

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they are allergic to making something that looks like the art style of the original series

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘Avatar Aang’ almost used a stylized 3D animation style inspired by projects like Spider-Verse and Arcane, creator Bryan Konietzko says:

“But then it hit me… This is Avatar. This is a love letter to Japanese anime. This needs to stay 2D. These characters need to be hand drawn.”

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before I finish watching eternal sunshine can someone confirm that they kill Elijah wood

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What is she married to Dracula flow

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@tlyerahhh He was also a philanthropist.

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they’re trying to figure out how to make it longer and boringer

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ has been delayed to February 18, 2028.

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how can you not get overwhelmingly existential looking at apes and monkeys

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

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What about girlnecologist

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Did tom cruise really do his own stunts just for this scene to end up looking like that

[Slip Maker @SlipMaker]

Villain deaths where you want to show the character is totally pathetic land so much better when they just fuck up and die instantly. Like the poisoned goblet scene from Princess Bride or the final Mission Impossible bad guy eating (not literal) shit

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again

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It is actually so crazy that none of the shows post sequels have had a large space battle, it can’t be that expensive to do fr

[Wes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🧍‍♂️🐍 @NJOCouncilNews]

Star Wars learned the wrong lesson from Rogue One by putting hallway slop in everything when we should be having the far cooler fleet battle slop.

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If Star Wars isn’t already dead, this thing will definitely bury it in an unmarked grave somewhere in a field of sparse desaturated foliage

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First clip from ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’.

In theaters on May 22.

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when my grandma died I saw the grim reaper show up in a combine harvester and he told me gas prices were so high he might go back to the scythe soon

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just spraying piss all over the moon

[Ryan Caton @dpoddolphinpro]

FUN FACT: Mission Control Houston has just confirmed that Orion's Toilet was venting for 14 hours last night, and despite this, it only drained 11% of the tank. 😬

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I’m really not excited for this ugly ass thing to be what lands people on the moon again I hope to fucking god they change it