Jeff

developer | Product designer

[Jeff @imnot_jeff]

I noticed @dynastyafrica_ do not have a website on their page so I decided to design a landing page for them.
I would love feedbacks from you guys.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

turning down $40 million because you can’t stfu is the most woman moment ever

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

isolation. call it unhealthy if you want, but it is still the most undefeated coping mechanism ever made.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Life got so serious, I forgot how to chat with females.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Even me I dey give myself space, I no dey follow myself talk for few days

[Nze @nzemmili]

That generation wore afros, rocked all sorts of fancy hairstyles, then grew up, went bald, and started hating young people with hair.

Coupled with their religious psychosis, we suffered at their hands.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“i know you not a quitter”😭😭

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

just dey read dey go, no do mistake check if you remember oo

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[✰🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹 @fortuneswago]

🪂guideodynamics.

[Rev. Emeke. 🪐 🇵🇹🇫🇷 @ichieEmy]

i bet a lot of you didn’t know this..

but AMG wasn’t always exclusive to Mercedes. Back then, it was an independent performance tuning company. They tuned all sorts of cars, especially race cars, before Mercedes fully bought them in the early 2000s.

we even had Honda AMGs and Mitsubishi AMGs.

the red Honda is a 2001 Honda Civic Ballade AMG exclusively to South Africa

this here is a Mitsubishi Galant AMG

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

My gas cylinder is feeling light. I sincerely hope it's because of the weights I've been lifting🙏🏾

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

If this gym culture continues, our generation will produce a lot of fit grandparents.

[𝘴𝘪𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘰 @sixpeso_]

please kick down my door if we
was suppose to fuck & i fell asleep!

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

Because I no get money, na why you call me sex addict instead of naughty boy

[zaheer 🇵🇹 @cruelpluto]

could never deny my attraction to academically sound women, doesn’t have to be anything serious but e gats de.

can’t birth a child and have myself tell em your mom studied adult education.

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

If you’re young and you have some time on your hands. Pls sit on the internet and start obsessing about US stocks. Then get a side hustle or main job you use to fund it. Treat it like an obsession and wait for 5-10 years. Trust me your chances of financial independence is really high.

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

New hire asking the manager how lenient is the sexual harassment policy

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I’m generally an uninterested nigga. I like to avoid things

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[NETTI🇵🇹🇫🇷🇸🇳🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

Popcy just dey one corner of the room consuming ai slop on facebook