KamBoogie 🇯🇲

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Looking forward to attending my first Nikkah tomorrow, so excited

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

If yuh fling a stone inna hog pen, the one that squeals did get the lick

[honest30bgfan @honest30bgfan_]

Pastor Tobi replies druski after his viral skit 😂😂😂

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Why don’t people use words like died and killed anymore? Will your account be banned?

[AYOMIPOSI 👑 @HonestarsenalF]

Omo… my experience two years ago when I came to Lagos.

I didn’t know my way around, so I decided to use public transport to my destination, which was just about 10 minutes from my house.

I entered one of those small buses (if you know Lagos well, you know the one that carries about 8 people including the driver). When I got in, the only seat left was at the back. The lady sitting closest to the window refused to shift inside so I could sit properly.

Me, I didn’t have the strength for trouble, so I managed to squeeze myself in between her and another guy.

So we started moving, with all the heat and body odour in that jam-packed bus.

She seemed to be the only one comfortable because she was closest to the window I badly wanted.

About two minutes into the journey, we ran into traffic caused by a badly damaged road full of potholes.

One of those trailers that carry containers was trying to swerve to avoid a pothole when the container fell and landed on our bus. Due to the angle, it crashed into one side of the bus, keeling everyone seated on the right-hand side. Everyone close to the window on that side was crushed like bread.

Those of us in the middle and on the other side sustained serious injuries but no immediate de@ths, because the pressure crushed body parts instead of the whole body.

Long story short, out of the 8 of us in that bus, 3 dyed on the spot (the window passengers). Of the remaining 5 who were taken to the hospital, 3 later dyed from severe injuries. Only two of us myself and the guy on my left survived with almost no harm.

I was unconscious for about 24 hours due to shock. When I woke up, I was like a deád man coming back to life, asking where I was.

It wasn’t easy getting this off my mind. Telling this story now reminds me of how I could have dyed if I had insisted on sitting by the window that the lady desperately wanted.

I don’t know what saved me, but I know God is good.

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

9 years old me on my way to catch Rayquaza at the Sky Pillar

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

People need to stop doing things to their faces. But also. People need to stop pulling out their phones and recording people without their consent.

[Olabisi @bimbieee]

Omg the girl that caught Indiyah kissing Marlon at the restaurant said she didn’t plan to reveal it, but God wouldn’t let her sleep😭 so she sent it to Dami and the blogger. This happened on the 3rd of December before Indiyah’s birthday💔

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Lmaoooo

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Rewatching Waiting to Exhale and man, Angela Bassett has been fine her whole life, and Whitney Houston has no business being dead

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

But it’s me who has to use paper straw

[m&m @manH4TERRR]

priyanka chopra couldn’t see the moon bcz of cloudy weather to break her fast and her husband took her on his plane above the clouds so she could see the moon???!!!?!?

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Lord heal my mother in all the places she hurts that i don’t know about

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

I’m not even trying to victim blame here but is the towing really that serious? The man has got into the car and you’ve put your hand all up in the wheel hole - face behind the wheel? Your brains could have been splattered too!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is so cringe i’m crying😭

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Wow, my childhood 😭

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

JOHN CENA MEETS WITH LEGENDS SITTING AT RINGSIDE FOR HIS MATCH.

KEVIN OWENS IS HERE 😭❤️

#ThankYouCena | #SNME

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Tailor just told me the initial quote isn’t enough. It is well

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

2 different people. We are done for.

[A Complete Sham🎙 @Simply_Shamaria]

Some barbers deserve an award because this a whole different man

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

I want to call Henry a slur for massaging that white one first but Mus wouldn’t like it

[UNCS @Nazteeee196]

He has completely lost it. Never seen someone on a personal vendetta like this. Big up Micah for backing him

[Aphrodite @bello_tohe2036]

This is how a person looks without a nose.
No matter how beautiful you are, you're incomplete without your nose ,so keep your nose to yourself, it belongs to your face ,not in other people's business.

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Juror 160 and Juror 75, also raggedy bitches. 160 is too giddy - this is not a skinning teeth matter. 75 - maybe we do need to limit immigration after all.

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

I just feel like Diddy’s day of reckoning hasn’t come yet. How are you at risk of life in prison and you come out with 50 months?

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

Kalenna Harper. You raggedy bitch

[KamBoogie 🇯🇲 @imnotforreal]

I’m only on episode 2 of this documentary but from 10 minutes into the first episode, I have wanted P Diddy/Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Puffy dead. This is not someone who should breathe the same air as us