James

Wise

[James @imnotjameshill]

My dicks limp like bizkit, they call me hobnob

[CONRAD @CLBRKS]

My mum is moving mad

[James @imnotjameshill]

@ufc Your fighter list still has test profile on it fellas

[James @imnotjameshill]

So why'd you only go and put AIDs in their eyes? 🎶

[James @imnotjameshill]

Stars in their Eyes by Just Jack, but replace all the "stars" with "AIDs" x

[James @imnotjameshill]

@JordanWalshm8 Probs cums farts n all when u think about it

[James @imnotjameshill]

Should fuckk off Christmas n just celebrate fire

[James @imnotjameshill]

@elonmusk you can have a bit of my skull for 2 million if you want

[James @imnotjameshill]

Big fan of nipples

[James @imnotjameshill]

Courgettes are definitely my favourite vegetables to cut

[James @imnotjameshill]

In 50 shades of grey there's a bit where dorian grey "let's the cool sounds of the stereophonics wash over him" hahahahh

[James @imnotjameshill]

Hate that ufc pundits don't pronounce Dricus Du Plessis' name right, like they've never watched hit itv show Wild at Heart

[James @imnotjameshill]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam not being funny but what is this sorry excuse of a tuna panini I was served in your café on Sunday. Didn't complain at the time as it was my youngest's birthday but sort it out... (had to add the chips so it had some substance)

[James @imnotjameshill]

Cheese and ham baguettes are bare underrated

[James @imnotjameshill]

What's the deal with porridge?

[James @imnotjameshill]

@PlatinumPerry needs more props for being most stylish fella in combat

[James @imnotjameshill]

Ever eaten porridge before? Shit's dense

[James @imnotjameshill]

wannna rail fet wi john dwyer

[James @imnotjameshill]

@darrentill2 Show each other us bank balances n whoever has most pays

[James @imnotjameshill]

I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling frustrated about not being able to locate your eyes. It's important to remember that you are not alone in this feeling. Our eyes are a vital part of our sensory perception, and not being able to locate them can indeed be disorienting