Elmar

I don't know what the hell is happening anymore, but I’m still not Stephen Colbert.

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

Went to watch Rishi's suit show yesterday. It was bloody fantastic

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

Blue tick Buttocks

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

So ngl I did manage to watch it not in theatres, but then found out for some fucking miracle reason it is being released in theatres in my tiny country so I went to watch it. Cried, extremely beautiful movie.

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

I just finished Nirvanna The Band The Show. Both webseries and Viceland. I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE SO BAD, BUT I AM IN ASIA

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Bedok is where the mind goes to eat

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Elliot walks in with fucking like 7 plastic bottles in a white button-up and I go woah. And this mf goes “yeah I know, it’s the last clean shirt I had.”

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Poly has honestly been quite enjoyable

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

Do you think, like, crabs and shit are also concerned about AI?

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Revival of the fittest is the best shit on TikTok right now.

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@EricaDavis12571 Everyone else is charged a certain amount that I am aware of so I know for a fact my food did not cost $7.

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

On the 28th of January 2026 I got scammed by Cai Png Uncle in Singapore Polytechnic Foodcourt 3. He was supposed to charge me $4, but he charged me $7. He took advantage of being old and unable to speak properly. I’m fucking furious and this has plagued my mind. Count your days.

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Today watched Steven Chia play frisbee. Too scared to go up to him though.

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I do miss our walks

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I really hope there are other 20 year olds out there obsessed with the XFM show. I don’t want it to die.

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Taskmaster is a great show, and every series tends to be brilliant, but I will say this last one was exceptional.

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Yes we Kai (Jie)

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Insane the amount of people who don’t know the emoji movie guy

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When the fajitas come out sizzlin

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

I read on public transport often, but do not have the fear of being perceived as performative. This is because I am often reading with a Fanny pack and shorts on.

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Wow I had to listen to YLB to even realise the ad was a play on the word genes.

[Elmar @imnotmeguy]

There's an old man who does exercise in the morning on the carpark rooftop. He often very obviously perceives me, but I wonder does he know I'm back or does he see a different person every time.