Alex Phipps

Writers’ Assistant and Script Coordinator on Ziwe S2, NY Comic, biracial jester. 🇯🇲

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Started off with a piss how did I end up with shit?

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Love Island is so much better when you don’t have someone in your ear talking about how it reminds them of the Stanford Prison Experiment.

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Discourse? Yeah imma eat that course too.

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Comedian shoots a fourth heckler out of the sky. Authorities have no comment at this time.

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Being with someone who has a green thumb is great until you come home to find them wrist deep in your sexiest house plant.

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“I may not think she’s attractive but I do think she’s blonde” - my thoughts on MILF Manor.

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Babe... are you being random again? I thought we talked about this.

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Why do I, as an Adult, still have boogers?

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One day I’ll sit on the toilet for so long they’ll have to amputate.

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@AkilahObviously Kerry is that girl!!!

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35? I’m not impressed. Let me know what she looks like when she’s 350.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Hillary Duff still looking great at age 35 🔥‼️

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@bryanyang The kids aren’t pounding Cine like they used to

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@bryanyang Michael eating all that fettuccine then running a 5K? Forget it

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She’s taking care of her medical grade athlete’s foot with Gold Bond.

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

lindsay lohan leaving a party, 2010

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Your baby’s so cute! What’s the breed?

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Give me the Monica

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Being bi-racial makes people say the darndest things! #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory #comedy

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@JoeMightLikeTV Turned it around in a day and spent all night on them. However I did have to speak up for myself after that. It was a mini room with limited time as well so that’s definitely not the norm.

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@JoeMightLikeTV 😫 when I tell you my hands were CRAMPING

[Cher @cher]

Ok why am I awake⁉️