Hellboy

I’m a little baby boy from the underworld.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

i need to do drugs with the grinch

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

as soon as I learned there were drinks that make you feel good I got involved with that

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell being a capybara doing whatever the hell this is

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive

[Hellboy @imnotreal___]

@TreMPLS @HDCares @Menards @Lowes @AceHardware

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I like when Snoopy sticks out his tongue and is rude and a bad sport and unfriendly

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Watching Forrest Gump and I hope this Jenny chick gets AIDS and dies. She’s awful.

[Sally🌸🤍 @Sally9468116042]

I miss when the three branches of government weren’t pedophiles, corporations, and billionaires.

[Justin Lee @DailyJLee]

I’d like to see some technological advancement that isn’t surveillance

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[َ @chudology]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Hit me up if you tryna be my cousin I'm starting my own family from scratch

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

you may be his crush but I’ll always be his “kill” in fuck marry kill

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

We need more innovative thinking like this in government

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

They’re doing the Trolley Problem to me Tomorrow