ImOff1ine

I hate it here

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

@OliverTomajko @MTG_Arena Quit your job next time

[RIW Hobbies @RIWHobbies]

Ethan @ImOff1ine followed up an impressive 2nd place finish with a 🏆 in our last #MTGPauper Championship major event and sits alone atop the 2026 RIW PCS Leaderboard!

Classic style tournament report:

https://t.co/MzLxz8F4cQ

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Ask me how its going

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Won the RIW Pauper $1k yesterday with Grixis Affinity! Great redemption after stumbling in the finals of the last one.

R1: Goblins 2-1
R2: Orzhov Blade 2-0
R3: UW Fams 2-1
R4: Mirror 2-0
R5/6: ID
QF: BG Pestilence 2-0
SF: Jund Wildfire 2-1
F: Jund Wildfire 2-1

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Rounded out the weekend by getting my second qualification with Esper Goryo's
R1: Scepter Control 🐸🐸
R2:Prowess 😭🐸🐸
R3: Mirror 😭🐸🐸
R4: Hammer Time 😭🐸😭
R5: Belcher 🐸🐸
R6: Lunch (ID)
T8: Prowess 🐸🐸
T4: Belcher 🐸😭🐸
Split finals (two slots)

https://t.co/skTAuJMgtK

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Decided to follow up yesterday by firing a few bullets for the qualifier play-in. Got there on my 5th try with more UW(b) cards.

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Not washed? 11-0 in the limited super today (oppo graciously conceded finals so we could move on with our day). UW is good in this format :)

[detsportsfan92 @detsportsfan92]

My article on the Rally Red deck in Pauper has been published on the @RIWHobbies website! I hope you all enjoy and find it informative. I'm happy to answer any questions!

https://t.co/immE4cmGjy

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

I've been grinding Grixis Affinity at the pauper weeklies and $1ks at @RIWHobbies. I'm averaging a 75% win rate since the start of the year and after making the finals at the last $1k, I decided to write a guide on the best deck in pauper. Read it here:

https://t.co/jtKOiJCECS

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

@FrowningTable Thanks for the article frowny, it was a good read. Seems like some sentiments I'm seeing more of lately

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Nathan Steuer stole my Slagstorm!!

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

X-4 bracket in DC go crazy

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

@junestorm_ I understand the appeal of watching a dub, but personally I'll never not be a sub.

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

@ashleybits Why does this go so hard

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

@junestorm_ My goal post moving goat 🐐

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

10-5

4th min cash and requeue in a row.

Something to be said for consistency

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

Say it with me: stock Izzet lessons

6-3 into day 2. Could be better but happy to have another Sunday to look forward to.

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

On four hours of sleep but we keep it rolling at 8-3

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

why do i have to be so good at this dogwater format

r1: R aggro
r2: U faeries
r3: UW familiars
r4: GB bogles
r5: R heroic

[ImOff1ine @ImOff1ine]

@walterwhitepill Cool fanfic bro. Still legally exercised his 2A right before getting jumped by masked men, assaulted with a blunt weapon to the head, disarmed while on his hands and knees, and executed from behind. How's the leather taste?