Ashley Bits

MTG 0-3 Enthusiast | Partnered with @elgato | he/she | Ate a lot of Magic cards as a kid

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

When your kid comes out as Trans but you catch her playing VR Chat instead of grinding MTG tournaments

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@Flashjack711 Woah this rocks!!

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

??? I think its bugged

[Jakub Tóth @Flashjack711]

I would like to invite you all to community fantasy draft for Worlds!

Wanted to fantasy draft and improve my viewing experience and ended up making this.

Winner of this fantasy draft will receive incredible prize of 5 (FIVE) MTGO tix

https://t.co/80MWNx1nx5

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@pyrogoyf SO THERE'S THIS GUY CALLED @ATTACKONCARDS

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@pyrogoyf So there's this guy called @AttackOnCards

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@solar_cowgirl Your honor, im making the magic holiday album

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Im so fucking sorry 😭

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

Do you actually fucking mind?

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@solar_cowgirl Your honor, I made the pauper song

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@Mengu09 🙏

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

Leaving the LGS with an 0-3 record and 800 Basics from the Land Station

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@joelaremagic Why have 20 different people asked ME to get them some??? Not only are they already selling out, BUT IM NOT EVEN ITALIAN 😭😭

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@retaHater @playwithbeezz Omg are yall going?

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@efillysux Ai generated ad slop vs homegrown pauper-supported slop

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@TolarianCollege

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@TolarianCollege Wrong person to ask, I used my power to get Kamigawa Block Pauper Tiny Leaders off the ground

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@Mengu09 Damn that was like 3 standard rotations ago

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

Do you actually fucking mind?

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@TolarianCollege In 2017 I thought I would never financially recover from dropping 35 bucks on an ur dragon precon 😭 How are kids supposed to get into the "casual lighthearted format" with these prices?

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

@MTG_Scribe Thank you I tried :)

[Ashley Bits @ashleybits]

This card is illegal in the UK