Ashley Bits

MTG 0-3 Enthusiast | Partnered with @elgato | he/she | Ate a lot of Magic cards as a kid

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When your kid comes out as Trans but you catch her playing VR Chat instead of grinding MTG tournaments

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@solar_cowgirl Your honor, im making the magic holiday album

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Im so fucking sorry 😭

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Do you actually fucking mind?

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@solar_cowgirl Your honor, I made the pauper song

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@Mengu09 🙏

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Leaving the LGS with an 0-3 record and 800 Basics from the Land Station

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@joelaremagic Why have 20 different people asked ME to get them some??? Not only are they already selling out, BUT IM NOT EVEN ITALIAN 😭😭

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@retaHater @playwithbeezz Omg are yall going?

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@efillysux Ai generated ad slop vs homegrown pauper-supported slop

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@TolarianCollege

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@TolarianCollege Wrong person to ask, I used my power to get Kamigawa Block Pauper Tiny Leaders off the ground

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@Mengu09 Damn that was like 3 standard rotations ago

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Do you actually fucking mind?

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@TolarianCollege In 2017 I thought I would never financially recover from dropping 35 bucks on an ur dragon precon 😭 How are kids supposed to get into the "casual lighthearted format" with these prices?

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@MTG_Scribe Thank you I tried :)

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This card is illegal in the UK

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@GRUGCEL Awful auraless team CS Tied today 💔💔💔 But Liquid wasnt playing anything

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Boring ass tournament 💀

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@TachireCS His humble superior:

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@tw1nklingch4rm Worst final I've ever seen ngl 🫩