imogenie lamborghini

no bad tweets from 2011 on here buddy

[ꕤ @gaalindas]

I hate disagreeing with the majority but I literally can’t stand Julia 😭😭😭 #loveisland

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

my contribution to the conversation of ann widdecombe’s death

[izzy @famefcker]

the worst person you know is always at the concert you couldn’t get tickets to

[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

They seriously did this and just ran away.

[miia @miiagarro]

i have never met a man that hasn't said at least one thing that made me realize that they really are a man

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[miia @miiagarro]

the only time i ever believe a man is when he tells me i'm beautiful and funny

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[miia @miiagarro]

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

when a man send u a reel… and ur like why would u ever think i would find this funny you absolute idiot

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

social media really got people thinking 15 likes isn’t a lot... imagine 15 daleks in your house tryna exterminate you

[𝑠𝑎𝑟𝑎 @judgyville]

me whenever the word “females” comes
out of a man’s mouth

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[🦢 @meishato]

if you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower