feral house spouse

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[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

I have my father’s eyes. They’re in my pocket.

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Fml

[B C @elosoblanco69]

Twitter is in charge now https://t.co/DuCVvQdK7h

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

To the cowards on the SCUCISD board, and mostly Governor Abbott, it took only two weeks of going to kindergarten for our 5 year old to get covid.
So if you don’t mind, fuck you and the wheelchair you rode in on and kindly go eat a bag of syphilitic dicks.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you're a moose.

Moose: what if there is more than one of me?

God: still a moose.

Moose: oh.

God: what's wrong?

Moose: I thought my plural was Meese lmao.

God: lol.

Moose: can you even imagine how silly that would be.

Goose: [narrows eyes].

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Me (just joking but kinda not): I’m gonna be sick tonight

Supervisor: mental health sickness doesn’t count

Um, yes the fuck it fucking does!

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

@theRealSeean @AbbottCampaign @GregAbbott_TX

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

FYI, if you’re in the COVID unit about to be intubated, that’s not the time to decide you actually do want to get the vaccine 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Trey @treydayway]

We said free Britney not Cosby

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Think I’m on the verge of a psychotic episode

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

@dizzblnd

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

@ErinCornett531 @MultiplesFamily Or they’re boy/girl and some genius asks if they’re identical

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Always in opposite directions

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

What does it mean when your therapist ghosts you?

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

@theRealSeean Sweat pants are all that fits me right now

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

@theRealSeean And they usually marry each other

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Our mayor can kick your mayor’s ass

[MySA @mySA]

⚡️ “San Antonio's muscular mayor gets vaccine. Thirsty tweets flood in.”

https://t.co/Op5SQEyCiy

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Tell me you’ve lived in America in the past 34 days without telling me you’ve lived in America in the past 34 days

[feral house spouse @iMomLikeABoss]

Not even gonna bother pouring this wine into a glass

[Jason Pellegrini @JPellegrini1983]

Finding a discarded mask on the ground is the covid version of spotting a used condom on the ground.