tonight I was spiraling in depression and my gf took me for a walk and we found a pew and I summoned all my friends to help carry it home now I have a pew and no depression and I love everyone around me
Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap
Since "pride" 🌈 month 📅 is OVER 🕰️ i 🧍♀️ am EXCITED 😆 to announce 📢 that i am NO LONGER ❌ a "Trainsgender" "🏳️⚧️" "lesbiane" "👭". I am once ☝️ again 🔄 a CISgender 🏄♀️ HETEROSEXUAL 🤼♂️ TRADITIONAL 🦍 CHRISTIAN ✝️ WOMAN 💃. AMEN 🙏