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Real Life Superhero. Member of the Bay Coast Guardians, a superhero team in St Petersburg, FL (he/him) BLM

[Benjamin Ze’ev 📚🎻🏺 @ArchaeoBenjamin]

My body is a temple.

Specifically, the Second Temple, c. 70 CE.

Jewish, full of wine, and about to get absolutely SMASHED by an Italian dude.

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

No, that’s your playbook. That what y’all do

It’s pathetic that you can’t imagine others liking someone you don’t, it’s pathetic that you seem to hate him because he’s singing in another language, and it’s BEYOND pathetic that none of you know that Puerto Rico is part of the USA

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Nothing is more pathetic than a bunch of sportswriters in their 40s and 50s pretending to like Bad Bunny in the hopes of annoying the Trump voters.

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

@j_fishback Elected officials’ main goal seems to be ousting the people who actually work so they can do less

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@PatriotXV11 @KeithOlbermann Oh honey, I’ll pray for you to find god soon

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@JimSTruthBTold @KeithOlbermann Question:

How much does the taste of polish outshine the leather? Or is it more of a texture thing?

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

I’m not surprised that there are people out there dumb enough to vote for Trump

I am genuinely surprised that these people figured out *how* to vote for Trump, *when* to vote for Trump, and what the word “vote” actually meant

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

Love to see St pete doing at least something after being forced to remove the intersection mural

[St. Petersburg, FL @StPeteFL]

🌈 Pride on the streets! We’ve just installed 11 Pride-inspired bike racks along Central Ave and 25th St — a vibrant way to honor the Pride street murals that were removed earlier this year due to state requirements.

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

I love that the “you got a participation trophy, quit whining” party (let’s be honest, folks) now goes on the internet to cry every time they fail due to their own ineptitude.

Call me when you don’t “almost” do something

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

@Riley_Gaines_ To put it in a way that sucks you might understand, it’s happening b/c ppl who don’t know what they’re talking about, have been whining about something and forcing it to become a political issue. Almost like being 5th in a race and whining about the trans person came in 4th

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

What’s the over/under on the number of Floridians who blow their dick off in the near future because of the new open carry rules?

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@FightStorage That guy in red makes a lot of martial arts content. It’s likely scripted but the kick itself is great

[Star Wars Explained @StarWarsExplain]

If you watched Andor, you know what’s going on in Los Angeles right now.

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

Get it

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The fact that Leno Skum is saying that 47 is on the Epstein files is also him admitting he directly got a pedo elected.

Masterful move, lord dipshit. Keep slamming your dick in the door

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘King of The Hill’ voice actor Jonathan Joss was murdered in a homophobic hate crime, his husband confirms.

“He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other.”

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

I hat brand of glue do yall eat? Elmers doesn’t make me this delusional

[Ape𝕏 @CubanOnlyTrump]

I LOVE IT ❤️ Eric Trump 2028
Eric Trump 2032
Don Trump Jr. 2036
Don Trump Jr. 2040
Barron Trump 2044
Barron Trump 2048 🇺🇸

Are you ready for almost 30 years of Trump?

[Impact RLSH @impact_rlsh]

@girldrawsghosts I love that master martial artist Batman took an existing move (clasping your hands and smashing down with them) and made it objectively worse (threading your fingers together which increases chance of breaking them) so he can claim he made it up

Bam pow

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It’s strange to me that Ronald DeSantis would make a law requiring us to call him by his given name and not the one he’s always gone by

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A Florida teacher was fired from her school after 11 years for using a student’s preferred name without the parents’ permission.

The parents reportedly complained about the teacher after they found out she did not use the teenager’s legal name, which resulted in her firing.

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@girldrawsghosts We have to go back