Paul McCoy

Irish Exit King. Chit Chat survivor.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

I call my job ‘Workle’ because it usually takes me 4 to 6 tries to get anything done.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

Random hot take: Sebastian Maniscalco is overrated. Like, if I was on a first date, and she said "Sebastian Maniscalco is so👏🏼.. funny👏🏼" I would immediately ask the server for separate checks, change my number, and start a new life. I said what I said.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

That channel just played “Jane” by Jefferson Starship, followed by “Jane Says” by Jane’s Addiction. I think probably I’ve met my Jane quota that I didn’t know I even had.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

How about Perdont

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

Just realized that once again, Cinco De Mayo is the day after Star Wars Day again this year. Crazy how that happens almost every year!

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

My favorite Star Wars character

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

I bet the Grinch is super embarrassed that people think he's a heel. What a sick burn.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

I get my peaches in North Carolina.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

I’m throwing away my Flintstone’s vitamins because my feet are getting bigger.. enough to brake my car!

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Gee, and more importantly, Whiz.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

My friend wants to go out tonight but not until 9. Nine? PM? What am I, David Lee Roth?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

People with 'resting smile face' have killed, and will kill again.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

@Kica333 I’ve already put mine up for 2026

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

What are some beginner manipulative statements for someone just getting into narcissism

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

I can tell, most of the time, when it's just a fart.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

@Kica333 💯 I try to shave off time. I'll almost run out of gas if need be.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

If I were an OBGYN, I’d have ‘So Into You’ by the Atlanta Rhythm Section playing on loop in the lobby.

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

@Turbinetraveler See, when one plane loves another plane very very much..

[Paul McCoy @impaulmccoy]

Does anybody know a good method for removing a skin tag from a scrotum? Asking for a friend with balls.