max rockatansky (new account, old deleted)

yaps about anything. mostly movies, cricket and sometimes, comics.

[max rockatansky (new account, old deleted) @imperatormadmax]

@NoodleHairCR7 nah you have to include 2022 too because the metric counts all the years that haaland did not play while the other two were active

[Duolingo @duolingo]

como está o @ishowspeedsui?

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

you don’t release a team photo like this unless you know you’re making a run 🇳🇴

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Better advice in this one clip than ten-thousand self-help books.

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒔 @Shebas_10dulkar]

𝟱𝟯𝟴 Matches
𝟱𝟮𝟲 Innings
𝟭𝟰𝟮 Notouts
𝟭𝟳𝟮𝟲𝟲 Runs
𝟮𝟮𝟰 HS
𝟰𝟰.𝟵𝟲 Avg
𝟮𝟭𝟴𝟯𝟰 Balls Faced
𝟭 200s
𝟭𝟲 100s
𝟭𝟬𝟴 50s
𝟭𝟰𝟴𝟲 4s
𝟯𝟱𝟵 6s
𝟭 Wicket
𝟴𝟮𝟵 Dismissals
𝟲𝟯𝟰 Catches
𝟭𝟵𝟱 Stumpings
𝟮𝟯 P.O.M Awards
𝟳 M.O.S Awards
𝟲 200+ Partnership
𝟳𝟳 100+ Partnership
𝟮𝟱𝟮 50+ Partnership
𝟭𝟳𝟵 Wins as Captain
𝟯 ICC Trophies
𝟱 IPL Trophies
𝟮 CLT20 Trophies
𝟮 Asia Cups
𝟮 Test Mace
Khel Ratna
Padma Shri
Padma Bhushan
ICC Hall of Fame
𝟮 times ICC ODI Player of Year
𝟲 times ICC ODI Team Captain
𝟮 times ICC Test Team Captain
𝟭 time ICC T20I Team Captain
𝟵 times Part of ICC ODI Team
𝟯 times Part of ICC Test Team
𝟭 time Part of ICC T20I Team

Happy Birthday 𝗠𝗦 𝗗𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗶🔥🫡

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[max rockatansky (new account, old deleted) @imperatormadmax]

stuff like this is why messi vs ronaldo is not a real debate

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨Reporter: "With 4 goals and 2 assists in the tournament, you're doing the job of both a goal scorer and a playmaker"

🗣️Jude Bellingham: "The best player of all time has been doing the same for 20 years & he's still the best in the world at 39. I'm nothing special"

[Maurício Mendes @mauriciojornal_]

O cara fez o vídeo mais depressivo da história e foi dormir.

Olha essa transição.

[🔪 @walIflwr]

haaland taking his country to the quarters for the first time in their history and he already has a better international career at 25 than ronaldo

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

Fortnite skin Harry Kane will face Clash of Clans’ Erling Haaland in the World Cup Quarter-Finals on July 11 after England beat Mexico today.

[karola🇳🇴 @ryersonfc]

this might be the greatest edit i’ve seen in my life

[max rockatansky (new account, old deleted) @imperatormadmax]

gunn publicly came on record at least twice saying that it was never about the genocide

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

my favorite cousins

[Chandra al-Gaib @shotsofAbeer]

doing allat when the director of said movie was on tape denying it because he's a pussy

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨Reporter: "Who between Mbappe & yourself do you think has been the best player so far this tournament?"

🗣️Erling Haaland: "Lionel Messi"

[StarMan @Starman6986]

James Gunn's BATMAN

[max rockatansky (new account, old deleted) @imperatormadmax]

@ErikaMorris79 flat track bully lol

[max rockatansky (new account, old deleted) @imperatormadmax]

@midn1tesun @revrette Did you miss the “jokes aside” thing written by the news outlet confirming that John, in fact, did not actually say it?