Karen

Scot in Germany🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪
mummy to be ♀️ | Self love | Yoga beginner| bar worker |
Books | Writing |Veggie lover

[Karen @imperfect1989]

One of the best days ever!!!
@GUBLERNATION

[Karen @imperfect1989]

We should no longer be talking about that chapter in the John Mars book "Keep it in the Family." we should be talking about chapter 53 of @GillianMAuthor book "Famous last words"

[Karen @imperfect1989]

3rd week back at work..
Can someone tell me if I will ever get used to the mummy guilt.

[Karen @imperfect1989]

Having breakdowns with my 1 year old and feeling like a bad mother today!!

I wondered how my mum took care of 4 of us on her own when she didn't feel herself or was ill.. how she did it, I will never know.

Wishing I was living close to family right about now!

[Karen @imperfect1989]

My @adidas got me through so much in the past 4 years, a new job, travel to America, the UK, even through Labour with my first!
They held well!!! But it had to come to an end.. had to say goodbye to my beloved Adidas superstars!!! I will miss them dearly!!

[Karen @imperfect1989]

@PicturesFoIder I really hope the boy faced some consequences for this.. this is horrible!

[Karen @imperfect1989]

Thanks to my sisters for Christmas and bday money!! I now have the most comfortable, laziest way of reading.. and in this freezing cold weather its great to keep my hands under the covers.. and now will no long wake up by hitting myself with my ereader!!

[Karen @imperfect1989]

Feeling alone, even though people are around me. I miss home so much, the smell, the house I grew up in, my hometown. My family.. everything.
I wish I was home

[Karen @imperfect1989]

Tell a lie, I did win 'the nutcracker" book once, a year ror two ago..

But nothing this expensive! Lol

[Shanzay @shnzy001]

@RishiSunak You don't have to be a Muslim to stand with Palestine 🇵🇸
You have to be a Human .

[Karen @imperfect1989]

There is nothing worse than feeling absolutely crap, no energy.. body aches and having a 7 month old who wants to play...

[paget brewster @pagetpaget]

I’m so very sad to hear about @MatthewPerry. He was lovely to me on Friends and every time I saw him in the decades after. Please read his book. It was his legacy to help. He won’t rest in peace though.. He’s already too busy making everyone laugh up there.

[Karen @imperfect1989]

I need to stop buying my baby girl cute clothes.. I swear my bank is crying and she's got a better wardrobe than me!!

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

big green hand 🧤 delivery day 1 💚

[Karen @imperfect1989]

Babu is sitting in her bouncer, squealing happily to cocomelon..

Me watching tiktoks on 'A little life' and crying because I remember it all...

[Karen @imperfect1989]

When your 2 month old daughter no longer fits in most of her 0 to 3 month onsies.. and needs to wear 3 to 6...

I know she a long baby baby but it's still sad to see her grow up so fast!

[Karen @imperfect1989]

When ya still wear maternity clothed cause that's all that fits right now!!! 🤣🤣

[Karen @imperfect1989]

Have breakfast with one hand.. daughter in the other.. and she decides now is the best time ot poo!!!!...

[Karen @imperfect1989]

I am so fed up with ill-mannered people here.
When I first moved here to Germany, I was amazed at how well manared people actually were..
I was so wrong!

[Karen @imperfect1989]

There is a difference between a Pram.. and a bicycle trailer that is being used as a pram!