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[Satan @s8n]

nobody : Jesus fucking christ

Jesus : please stop telling me to fuck myself

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Fresh orange loaf 🍞

[mik @imperfectdoubtr]

@GhostlyWheezes it’s nice to see that some of you guys are still here, i wasn’t sure

[mik @imperfectdoubtr]

back on this account after almost three years. feels weird but also brings back nice memories

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@queeft0ber hey :D

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@GhostlyWheezes hey :)

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@berqueenga @clouuxd @TheShankWriter @merIlnsmaglc @ghoulsbergara i haven’t been on twitter but y’all should know that you were something i thought about when i tried to remember all the good things of 2020

[mik @imperfectdoubtr]

so how many hours are between 9:30 am and midnight? 14.5 right?

so... i might have worked for 12.5 hours today (two breaks one hour each)....

am i tired? yes
am i on my phone despite that?
also yes

[mik @imperfectdoubtr]

so i’m short... so the men’s jeans in most stores are just way too long for me... but like.... if i cuff my jeans... that’s a double win right there

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okay but why did i never get the memo that bi men don’t like men either? i thought that was a bi women and enby thing?

yeah welcome to me being VERY dumb

(this whole men are trash why am i attracted to them thing)

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you know how there’s the black ring on the left middle finger as a symbol for being ace? what other „subtle“ symbols are there for the different parts of the LGBTQ+ community?

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i‘m worries that if trump doesn’t have symptoms he will continue to claim that covid isn‘t dangerous. and that he will take it as proof that the number of positive tests means nothing. #TrumpHasCovid

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@bergarasimp he tested positive yes. but i’m not sure of he has any symptoms

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about 7 ish years ago i really wanted to live in the US and now i just .......... what the duck was i thinking?!?!!

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@berqueenga i’ve returned to share this one random thought because I NEEDED TO SHARE IT

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among all people who’s first language isn’t english i will assume that queer people are better at english and i’ve not seen a lot of exceptions (if any)

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@GhostlyWheezes thanks rara, lyt! <3