𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓

👩🏽‍🔬👩🏽‍🎓 ᴄʟꜱ,ᴍꜱ

[miia @miiagarro]

y'all be curving guys sooo hard, and your man can't even resist an ugly ho for you Imao

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I just left Home Depot, ladies. They are all in the lumber department on aisle 16. Just look lost😂

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I’m not going to allow you to out-princess me, Sir. We are going to clash every time

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I don’t want to get butterflies when I’m around you. I want you to feel like a sedative to my nervous system. That’s when I really know you the one

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

sometimes you have to do drastic shit to show mfs to stop playing with you.

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

Don’t bleed on me when I’m not the one who cut you

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I let people have at it…
2+2 = 8  Cool, have a great day👋🏽

[x officiall @ShermanPeter8]

this + a good conversation >>>>>

[eliz @eliza___v]

You’re trying to have a serious conversation with me، but there’s a mirror in front of me

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

90s fine with a lil sprinkle of rich auntie.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

Donell Jones still in heavy rotation

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

Why do people act like telling someone “Ha…You mad” suppose to be shameful or embarrassing

“Yeah b**** I’m mad… now deal with these consequences”

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

NOTHING about me is casual. Let’s start there

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I hate when my off days isn’t consecutive. I be trying to cram all type of shit in one day. The elite dilly dallyers understand the amount of time management this takes

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I don’t know why people think if they ride your bumper it’s going to bully you to drive faster. If you don’t take your bitch ass around

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

Car air fresheners don’t last long enough for me… seems to last 3-4 days max. If only I could put a candle in here because I like my car to smell like my house.

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I’m on Chapter 10 of Alchemised and all that’s going on so far is a girl stuck in a creepy house getting her memories read every month. I hope this gets better

[𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗶 ⁰ᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈˢ👓 @imperious_jazz]

I want a cute little cactus plant