Ronnie (but cool) | They/Them

| they/them | trans | artist, writer, shitposter | student athlete | art by @theactualjonesy

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man fuck @DoorDash i tried to get in touch with support cuz the app wasn't letting me rate my driver (i wanted to give him 5 stars cuz he helped me bring in my groceries from target) and the fucking support agent just ended the chat mid-convo without actually anaswering me

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The people will look up and shout “save us!”
And I’ll look down and whisper,
“it’s free real estate”

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shoutout to the billy afton i keep getting matched with in dbd

you a real one

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good morning, make life your bitch today

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Just realised that since I can’t drive at the moment I’m technically stuck at home

I am, officially, homestuck

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Give me more fun friends to draw on my calendar for December, so far I have delibird and @TerminalMontage Kirbo and I am out of ideas

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all i want for thanksgiving is someone to give me a funny word to make an acronym out of

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@seanie_dew LETS GOOOO SEANIE DEW IS BEST BOY

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save room in your vape for jesus

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I would love it if I could bang six chicks at the same time while someone records my butthole

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live your life like its the swimsuit episode of an anime

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@CanFixU @FNAF_ScottGames just a heads up in case you post this anywhere else, it's spelled lose game not loose game!

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Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #19

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over 15 years this site has become more and more of a fucking dumpster fire #MyXAnniversary

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@VelocityCatte would

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unzips toes

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with my millennium fleshlight i CANT lose, i can see what makes them cum INSTANTLY

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@Ramshankles maybe if we pool our marbles together we can survive this summer

please its all i have left, my cat is crying, i am also crying

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@LugiCuno we gonna go build a fort in the costco dairy aisle and no one can stop us

they already have tents and sleeping bags