da goat

[Lu @lourdes41190179]

Cuando era chica, mi mamá me decía que sin un título universitario nunca iba a lograr nada. Crecí y demostré que también podés lograr nada con un título universitario.

[Mxim @sugeezy]

Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon 🤨

[nate ꕤ @pastlifeari]

when your mom leaves you at the checkout and the worker finishes scanning:

[luchi @lukexfernet]

yo cuando me hacen una pregunta básica de mi carrera que llevo tres años cursando

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I think the love you receive from someone who knows how to be alone is the most sincere. a solitary soul loves you by choice, not out of need for company.

[kae @fermatslastdrip]

commitment issues so bad can't even commit suicide

[Kar @karlogan_]

Did Miss Frizzle even get permission from the parents before she’d take the kids on trips through human anuses?

[BB @whatuplakerss]

You gotta hurry up cause we moving on …

[꒰ঌ( ◜ ✿ ◝ )໒꒱ @ponyvillechud]

we’ve lived so long without ai why does everyone act like they can’t live without it now

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Nigga threw that bitch to me…and I’m not even there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Wit the right 2 hoes you can have a house n a car

[bum @BattleRapBum]

when im in LA wit a yankee hat on and some bloods ask me “where you from”

[GRIM𐀏IR℮ @mvchinicdesire]

“men used to go to war” we also used to beat you

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

As the last nigga that don’t cheat. I’m feeling immense pressure these days

[𝔅 @itsforevermine]

all roads lead to me getting what i want btw

[da goat @impodreams]

@dropst3p florida 🤦‍♀️

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

Never buying from a Chinese website again 😭😭😭😭

[asia sirena 🐉 @asiasirena]

are you guys aware that you can literally wear whatever you want? 😭

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001