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[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

my original charger don dey shake, make i check if any house party dey this weekend

[man @import_err]

@freshtomatoes2 @jon_d_doe 😂😂

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🎥 WATCH: The IQ of Portuguese midfielders. 🫠

[fowoshere🪄 @fwzishere]

Teacher: What do men need to be considered real men?

Me: Money

Teacher: So why did you write “axe”?

[𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙭𝙨 @annxsprods]

Mbappe vs Morocco it is again...

[Al Nassr Zone @TheNassrZone]

This is awesome 🇨🇦 🥶

[Adika @Adikastakes]

There’s nothing like “World Cup Mbappe”. This is the exact same Mbappe that plays for Real Madrid. Real Madrid should fix up their and stop blaming their best player for every issue

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

Who let the architect cook? 💀

[Rondo Mensah @Rondo_gh]

It’s the same Mbappe. He scored 40 goals for Madrid. No difference.
France fans are just not asking him to do Saliba’s job.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Anytime I see her watching Tv and using her phone, she gets a "one screen at a time" rebuke from me.

Initially, she'd respond with "leave me jor" but I was consistent.

So these days, like a stubborn ill tempered child, she'll act like she didn't hear me for a couple of seconds, before dropping the phone.

Was watching football yesternight and scrolling X, when I heard a stern "one screen at a time!" rebuke from behind.

It was her, doing her best impression of me.

My instinct in such situations is typically to casually dismiss her:

"Go away, woman"

After all, I'm Baba yehgha; no one tells me what to do, least of all a mere woman

But I caught myself, and realised if I did that, I'd lose the moral authority to enforce that same rule with her.
Because for a lesson or principle to be truly persuasive, it has to first apply to its author before it can effectively apply to its audience.

So I dropped the phone.

Then came a smug, satisfactory look on her face.

Moral of the story is that when you're trying to get someone to do or stop doing something, the day they start calling you out for the same misbehaviour is the day you know the lesson is being accepted.

And perhaps most importantly, when you willingly hold yourself to the same standard you've set, you legitimise it in a way no argument or justification ever could.

One of the strongest indicators that you've successfully taught a principle to someone isn't that they obey you, but that they start applying it to you too

[Cass @_casscore]

Had a canned drink that I enjoyed so much that I found the company’s email and emailed them about it

[Reprrid @Reprrid]

I’m actually dying laughing at Haaland 😂💀

[Germaine @iam_bamiscion]

@jon_d_doe "But I thought this woman said she loves me." 😂

The toad likes water, but not when it's boiling!

[ana⁷ 🇭🇷 @miasananci]

THIS TAKES ME OUT EVERY DAMN TIME

[The Galacticos @RmadridElRey]

The no touch feint to take out two defenders 😮‍💨. I was told he doesn’t have footballing IQ 😂😂

[salve, Jorge! 24/45 @baudocectt]

Se o Vini Jr continuar jogando assim o Rodri vai ganhar outra Bola de Ouro

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

they asked me why i took my laptop to the toilet, i said type shit

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

“My bro abeg, you fit…”
https://t.co/MZWLMR5cCN

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Now i understand Bellingham’s frustration yesterday 😂🙆🏾‍♂️