Gradient Boosted Daddy

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

There is a little-known version of the Taylor expansion that actually does terminate at a final term. It's called the Taylor Swift expansion and it requires releasing an album at every term before finishing at the last term via a wedding.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

"And 100, 100 rings were gifted to Woman, who above all else, desired gold."

[العنود🥇 @1omarali1]

إماراتي يهدي إماراتية 100 خاتم ذهب 💍🇦🇪
ما شاء الله تبارك الله، قمة الرومانسية والفخامة ✨🤍

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Huge respect for these two lions

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Reminder that someone out there has 10x your net worth because they were not smart enough to understand the risks of taking a massive bet, but they took the risk anyway and it paid off

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

"I'm a technical analyst" bro just say you read your horoscopes in the morning.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

and no, you can't put "quant" behind everything and expect people to be excited.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

a wild idea: give the analysts a data engineer so the analysts can do more analyzing

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

@SaoodHMH now replace "AI" with ".com website"

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

nothing says bubble like a good ol' "figure out how we can use AI to say we use AI"

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

@SaoodHMH let me rephrase

"how can we use AI in a way that we can say we use AI but without it costing us the normal costs of AI bc it's not worth what it costs but we still need to use it somehow to say we use it"

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

people really woke up with the songs of birds and the calmness of the pasture. and someone said "you know what we need? Matrices that we can diagonalize" and now we have the misfortune of AI.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

The 4rd Bronco

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Hard to have a recession when you have 7 companies spending trillions of dollars to recreate God

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

the Gaussian curve describes a set of normally distrusted numbers.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

this has been my favorite comeback

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

@SaoodHMH No this is in the complimentary set.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

Approximately 68.33% of men's problems can be solved with some type of cream.

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

gonna go live in the mountains and make money by day trading 0dte سمن بدو futures

[Gradient Boosted Daddy @import_xgboost]

I don't do value creation. I do value destruction. Here's a model that consistently returns -92% p.a. But I think I can do better.