claire🦇

25. spongebob enthusiast. i watch movies

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

back in my day simp meant squirrels in my pants

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@StreamOnMax my marriage is in shambles because you say the episode is up and it's not. thanks a lot hbo.

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@HBO @StreamOnMax @WilliamShatner please fix the issue with The Jinx Part 2 not showing up on hbo max or my wife and i might have to divorce. please she's my world

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@DdotRock nope the season was all about forgiving debt and being free from the sins of others. ending was perfect

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@Spamtasm_ it was so perfect in every way

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@LevysOHara_ @scullysgfs but she was literally wrong 😭 the aliens were literally real

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@dee_long me and my friends love your music videos!! especially toronto and the meaning of life!

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@MrJamesMay i drew your iconic shirt at work today

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

good morning. hate airpods

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan�� and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@ChloeNiccole absolute insanity

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@ChloeNiccole also lularich and SHIRKERS!!!!! i cannot recommend shirkers enough. it's on netflix

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@ChloeNiccole you are. you're late

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@ChloeNiccole second image killing me

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@daaaaaaayyy "........ slime man"

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

@ChloeNiccole these will be on the top of the nyt bestsellers list

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

you can't get covid tests on weekends? people only get covid on weekdays? what?

[claire🦇 @importantclaire]

i am dead serious. if you as a customer are ever in a store past close you're going to hell.

[ian gibby @iangbby]

acab all customers are bastards