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In the car on my break just screaming

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I don’t think I’ve ever had more of a love hate relationship with anything than I do with Bloody Marys

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“Ya but like I don’t want to be cringe nation together. I need to put some boundaries up.”

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Guys I have to say it one battle after another may be the worst movie I have ever seen with my own two eyes. Good lord why did it win 8 Oscars. God where are you in these horrible time

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Replace #2 the right to bear arms with #2 the right to party! #amendment

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Being in a long distance relationship in your 20s must be just like hula hooping forever. Praying for you guys that sounds horrible

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Griffin called me a moon goddess tn and you’re never gonna hear the end of it

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I used to use my eyelash wishes for others but now I’m 5 months out from college graduation with no plan in sight so world peace is gonna have to wait sorry guys

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It’s gotten to the point where I pre cry for the good scenes when rewatching heated rivalry

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The darty has left me physically and mentally disabled

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I inspired a man to text his ex tonight - what did you even do with your day?

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Personally I wouldn’t recommend coming to New Orleans in August unless you like the feeling of Satan’s butthole but that’s just me

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Every day I pray that he got fat

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Going to bars that my ex might be at feels like being in the hunger games but more intense

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Imagine all your exs saying they would bite you with their rabies

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This breakup got me drinking water

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@LeadingReport Me waking up from a weird dream

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I just love public libraries so much. Sometimes I could cry thinking about it

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Trisha Paytas is going to be raising a male boy son. Why is nobody talking about that part

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A lot of you have no job or acquaintances or hobbies like reading maybe or even a coloring book would be good.