Impossible Elf

Uniquely me.

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

If I can improve my breathing and get some chemotherapy, then that's a proactive plan. But I hold on to hope and reality, as should all of you.

It's been a mixed up 53 years - but if it's coming to an end, the only regrets are not seeing my amazing girls become amazing adults.

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

Bedraggled but still here.

Because my breathing is so difficult and impacts my strength and mobility, they don't think am physically able to cope with chemotherapy. The current plan is to manage my symptoms, and there's not a long time frame.

[Kate Cronin @Katie_Cronin]

If you work in one of the firm in Corby or beyond that's still open & you're in a position to be able to take pictures of coronavirus rules being flouted then can I ask you to please send your pics to me [email protected] ? Thanks so much. (don't put your job at risk)

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@louispeace @CCLeicsPolice @BorisJohnson @leicspolice Think before you put material goods above people's lives. I was diagnosed with cancer 7 weeks ago. My chances of surviving this crisis really aren't brilliant. The police really don't seem to have failed you in any way, so please, get a grip on your entitled arse.

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@louispeace @CCLeicsPolice @BorisJohnson @leicspolice Of course it is. And in normal circumstances I would agree. But right now, it just isn't as important, is it?

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@WhoresofYore It gives a different perspective on the virus situation. But I can report that the NHS staff helping me are amazing still, and I am experiencing acts of kindness from all over the place. In darkness, there is always light.

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@CCLeicsPolice @louispeace @BorisJohnson @leicspolice Are the cars insured? Because if so, I think that you should put it in perspective. Some of us are simply hoping to be alive in another couple of weeks, if I'm alive but have no car I will consider myself a winner. Crime is still wrong but police seem good response

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@WhoresofYore Long way to go... early Feb found my hip destroyed by tumour. Full hip replacement. Now about to start treatment for lung and brain tumours. Excellent timing, right? 🤣

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

Big day today when I will find out important things.

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

Happy news - we seem to have found a solution that will allow my friend to come and look after me for my 12 weeks of cancer isolation! Thanks everyone who shared my cry for help - k hope everyone who needs such angels is as lucky as I have been xx

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@blabers I'm strangely ok. Perhaps I've spent so many weeks having to be still and quiet and compliant that it's just how I live now! I'm also aware that I am not having to struggle around supplies etc because I have amazing friends helping.

[Jeff Stelling @JeffStelling]

Seriously tried to stay quiet but for Sports Direct to say they are essential and will stay open is a disgrace. It helps jeopardise all of is. I suggest the police should enforce closure if every shop like this and there should be huge penalties against them for taking the piss

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@f8andbethere At this point it's only patient transport saying it to me, so it could be based on very little

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

Waiting to find out whether my MRI appointment has been cancelled :-(

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

Breathlessness is terrifying. Alone at 3am, even more so. Thank goodness for years of doing all kinds of mind training so that I have some hope of getting control, slowly.

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@undead_peanut No price:-(

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

Please share this, you could save my life.

Please, if you or anyone you know has a campervan or caravan sitting on your drive, would you consider letting me rent it for 3 months?

[Impossible Elf @impossible_elf]

@JeremyRawling @troytempest69 Thanks. All a bit surreal still