Steve Evenly Naked

Patriotic atheist and coalmine canary. Detector of bullshit and offender of sacred cows. You’ve been warned. Pronouns are normal/sane.

[Steve Evenly Naked @impossiblebones]

My biggest claim to fame is that Roger Ebert quoted me in his essay "Win Ben Stein's Mind".
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@RationalPanthe1 @TheSkepticWiz Remember the old IRC chatrooms? I remember how much I loved to go into the Christian channels and argue with them until they kicked me out. Oddly, Christians almost never came into the Atheism channel, and we NEVER banned them.

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@samueleyekosi Burning bush would be a good start...

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@sarahsalviander Atheism isn't for everybody, toots.

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This baffles me. Christians pride themselves on their faith, but also claim that atheists have more of it than they do. Make it make sense.

[LifeStyle Investor @CREReeve]

@AtheistPhoenix The amount of faith it must take to be an atheist is truly unfathomable.

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@CREReeve @AtheistPhoenix So you admit faith is a bad thing.

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@samueleyekosi Probably. But only for the Pascal reason that Christians use.

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@MattWalshBlog "It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression "pretty as an airport"." --Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul.

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@Bossy_Leah I just say "I have no way of knowing what's in the car, sir."

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@Sargon_of_Akkad This is how Efrafa got started...

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@full_gamerr @HanikaAlex76444 Nice grammar, Tarzan.

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@brown_down @TWilsonOttawa I meant you, dummy.

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@full_gamerr @HanikaAlex76444 Pretty condescending for a guy with 14 friends. Lose twenty pounds maybe you can get a life.

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@BoesJames @DailyHiveVan It wasn't drugs, it was pussy.

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@NelsonRedPill #20Words

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@radleftexposed Does she really not understand that you CAN'T get money out of politics? They tried in the '00s, and the Supreme Court ruled that money was speech, and you couldn't prevent corporations from spending whatever they wanted. Look it up. #OverturnCitizensUnited.

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@BoesJames @DailyHiveVan Meh, I once rode the Coquihalla at 2 AM to see Avril Lavigne in Kamloops.

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@full_gamerr @HanikaAlex76444 If they're ruining the hobby, then they're nothing but invaders.

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@Seaalex_ @Rick861838 Yeah, anybody who goes to sea thinking God will keep them safe is probably going to die young.

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@ZedekiahMinor @Rick861838 The Lord didn't pack the parachute. Paratroopers put more faith in Man than any Christian ever put in God.

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@Rick861838 Seriously dude, if you're on that boat, you're putting a hell of a lot of faith on humanity. The designers, the builders, the sailors, you're putting your life in their hands. Are you sure you're a Christian?