au

if there’s a cool spot in hell i hope you’ll get it (ao3 in my carrd)

[au @imppressionable]

idk what to tell you guys i’m kinda not in the mood to be nice to stupid people anymore 🥸

[au @imppressionable]

i don’t even remember how exactly it happened but someone suggested swimming into the sunrise (we have to be awake in three hours)

[au @imppressionable]

executively dysfunftioning

[au @imppressionable]

i should prolly be nicer to homophobics considering that’s exactly how i feel abt heterosexuals. they shouldn’t do their stuff in front of me, i don’t need to see straight couples in all medias just for representation and they need to stop infiltrating all the kids

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[au @imppressionable]

appaaarently i can do hard things

[au @imppressionable]

yk of course my period is starting today. who doesn’t want to suffer cramps when it’s 38°c outside

[petra 🕯️ @petralovesstars]

I always forget how dramatic Neil is, i mean rightly so but every other thought is like “Neil’s heart felt coated in the dust of the grave that was surely waiting for him. He wondered if Andrew thought he was interesting. He knew he’d die before he found out.”

[au @imppressionable]

@Kwfel meiner ist bereits leer 😔

[au @imppressionable]

@Kwfel emm *honig lol

[au @imppressionable]

@Kwfel du kannst ganz viel zucker reintun und dann warten bis kalt,,,, i did that bei meiner mandelentzündung because for that you’re also supposed to drink tea but you shouldn’t drink any hot beverages 😭✋🏻 ist bisschen eklig süß but does the job

[au @imppressionable]

trains

[au @imppressionable]

btw i had a heatstroke

[au @imppressionable]

i think i’m like 7 eyeblinks away from a heatstroke

[au @imppressionable]

i think i’m like 7 eyeblinks away from a heatstroke

[au @imppressionable]

this is so funny because if i was out in the street, watching a tiny blonde guy light three cigarettes, wave them around and step into the smoke a couple times, before going into a coffee shop to meet another guy, i’d tell all my friends about it and prolly laugh myself stupid

[au @imppressionable]

mama von meinem nachhilfekind hat mir grade geschrieben “alles gut? du hast dich diese woche gar nicht gemeldet.” schatz, du musst mir schreiben wenn du willst dass dein kind was lernst was meinst du 😭✋🏻

[au @imppressionable]

old ugly guy stared at me like i was here for him to stare at and then snapped at a homeless person and nearly started a brawl. i’m thinking all-day curfew for men unless they pass a simple social behavior test

[au @imppressionable]

it’s not today but one day it will happen !

[au @imppressionable]

the day where i go on a trip and don’t forget a single thing needs to be celebrated with fireworks and a new cat

[au @imppressionable]

dadür dass es in zwei stunden dolle regnen soll, ist der himmel ganz schön klar